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mas2062

33 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Sanskrit (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live in Tribeca near the Ghostbusters headquarters, and I'm somewhat proud of that. I'm ambitious and hard working, but definitely within reason. I'm pretty sarcastic, basically lack a filter, and usually laugh at inappropriate times. I love to work out, and it's a big priority in my life. It's hard for me to avoid quoting The Big Lebowski or Point Break in conversations. I'm open-minded but quite opinionated, and I enjoy a good discussion about anything from the deepest philosophy to the most inane observation. I don't use blue ink or wear sweaters, and I have a really hard time sleeping without a fan running. Finally, I think razor scooters should be outlawed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Corporate bankruptcy attorney. Holler!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Choosing the fastest line at the grocery store, carrying heavy stuff, not getting lost, awkward hugs, making Duane Reade umbrellas last, being early, and starting fires with my mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm in my work disguise, it's probably the volume of my voice (I'm loud). If I'm in a t-shirt and/or shorts, then it's definitely my tattoos. If I'm wearing a sombrero, then it's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love to read and pretty much only read literature for fun (since I read legal docs all day)... Blood Meridian, Infinite Jest, Slaughterhouse-Five, As I Lay Dying, A Confederacy of Dunces, and A Song of Ice and Fire series (the Game of Thrones books... I'm a dork) are some favorites.

Movies: I love movies and have so many favorites... from Goodfellas to A River Runs Through It to Caddyshack to Commando. Dumb and Dumber To is a lock for the 2014 Academy Award for Best Picture.

Shows: I'm kind of picky about TV shows. The Wire is my all-time favorite, followed by Six Feet Under, Rome, True Detective, Curb, Mad Men, Deadwood, Veep, Portlandia, The League, and The Real Housewives of Atlanta (not really).

Music: I enjoy everything from classical to Led Zeppelin. I can't stand the pop/techno/R&B crap they play at my gym though.

Food: I'm an omnivore and will eat almost anything. Mexican and sushi are probably my go-to favorites. I love trying new restaurants, but don't you dare call me a "foodie".

I listen to NPR at work. This fact doesn't fit anywhere else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. the gym
2. a fan (see above)
3. a back scratcher
4. the seasons
5. sourdough pretzels
6. coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether those giant street sweepers are worth the gas and noise. The metaphysical time travel issues in Back to the Future and The Terminator. Why most people don't walk up or down escalators.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being mistaken for Ryan Gosling. That's a joke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've watched Downton Abbey and enjoyed it. I also called it "Downtown Abbey" at first.
You should message me if
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You don't get offended easily, you possibly snort when you laugh, you have at least some interest in fitness/health, you appreciate sarcasm, and you're cool with tattoos.