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canuseastove

34 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Sanskrit (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live near the Ghostbusters headquarters (it's in Tribeca), and I'm quite proud of that. I'm ambitious and hard working, but definitely within reason. I'm pretty sarcastic, lack a filter, and laugh at inappropriate times. I love to work out, and it's a big priority in my life. It's hard for me to avoid quoting The Big Lebowski or Point Break in conversations. I'm open-minded and intellectually curious, and I enjoy a good discussion about anything from the deepest philosophy to the most inane observation. I love the outdoors and the indoors. I never use "lol", and I have a really hard time sleeping without a fan running. Finally, I think razor scooters should be outlawed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In-house structured finance attorney. Try to contain your excitement.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Choosing the fastest line at the grocery store (the key is to avoid people with lots of produce), being early, carrying heavy stuff, finding my way around, awkward hugs, clotheslining skateboarders, useless and useful trivia, making Duane Reade umbrellas last, and starting fires with my mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm in my lawyer disguise, it's probably the volume of my voice (I'm loud). If I'm in a t-shirt and/or shorts, then it's definitely my tattoos. If I'm wearing a sombrero, then it's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love to read and pretty much only read literature. Blood Meridian, Infinite Jest, Slaughterhouse-Five, As I Lay Dying, A Confederacy of Dunces, and A Song of Ice and Fire series (the Game of Thrones books -- I'm a dork) are some favorites.

Movies: I love movies and have so many favorites from Goodfellas to The Lives of Others to Caddyshack to Commando.

Shows: I have a hard time keeping track of all the shows out there, but The Wire is my all-time favorite, followed by Six Feet Under, Rome, True Detective, Curb, Mad Men, Deadwood, Veep, and Portlandia.

Music: I enjoy everything from classical to Led Zeppelin.

Food: I love trying new restaurants. I'm an omnivore and will eat almost anything. Mexican and sushi are probably my go-to favorites.

I'm a rabid NPR listener.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. the gym
2. a fan (see above)
3. a back scratcher
4. coffee
5. Dos Torros
6. Cholula
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether those giant street sweepers are worth the gas and noise. You really don't know or care that everyone can hear your awful music through your headphones? Metaphysical time travel issues. The death of the Oxford comma. Does anyone really watch TURN: Washington's Spies?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being mistaken for Ryan Gosling. That's a joke. I'm usually out or in, like all New Yorkers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like leftovers, and I prefer to pickup my takeout rather than have it delivered (the idea of this seems to drive some people crazy).
You should message me if
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You appreciate sarcasm, you possibly snort when you laugh, you have at least some interest in fitness/health, and you're cool with tattoos. That's it.