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33 Garland, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:33am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm of a very sarcastic nature and a pretty dry sense of humor.

I am a geeky, nerdy and completely over the top dude. I would even describe myself as a complete goofball. I am also a huge anime buff, and very interested by the japanese culture. Not in a way that i want to be them, but curious as to why they sell panties in vending machines....what the deuce?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Constantly saving this planet from Lord Xenu. You all are lucky Scientology hasn't completely overtaken us. You might think the northern lights are solar gases colliding with Earth's magnetic field, but that's just the light show produced from me battling Xenu and whoopin' that azz on a constant basis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have an ability to make others instantly feel comfortable around me. Also good at telling epic stores that usually involve Hulk Hogan battling intergalactic warlords atop a dragon as Pantera provides the sountrack.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That i am a broad shouldered mountain of a man with a flowing lions mane! I also got some big brown eyes, and a voice that resembles Barry White.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love 80's action movies. im so sad they have become a rarity this day and age. What happened to when dudes like Harrison Ford were considered real men and not trash like Robert Pattinson?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Even though im a huge action movie fan, i can basically get down with any kind as long as its interesting. I can even do chick flicks once i have mustered up enough power to withstand.

As far as music goes, i gotta go with metal, classical and electronic. Its what i grew up on and its what does it for me. I can usually get down with most anything though. I was one time caught jamming the Country Strong soundtrack. I loved every second, but unfortunately my buddies beat me horribly once they found out.

Love me some of the following:
The Birthday Massacre
The 69 Eyes
Dimmu Borgir
Florence + The Machine
Emilie Autumn

Love some indian food. Chicken Korma is possibly a dish created by God himself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
money, kamehamehas, women, epic tales of manliness, internet, showering in pure testosterone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are they cloning the wooly mammoth? Where are they gonna put it??!?!

What do they call Canadian Bacon in Canada?

If the opposite of pro is con, does that mean the opposite of progress is congress?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Clanging and banging
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like anime, OR guns!