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maserati314

26 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm an adventurous, driven, career minded guy that also happens to be a complete kid at heart. I grew up in DC and went to a small college with a strange name in PA. I have a 40lb dog that tries to sit on my shoulder like a parrot. I've gotten lost in at least 6 countries, but I always find something awesome along the way.

I like to stay active between time at the gym, going for runs, hiking and I want to get into climbing. I’m always looking for an excuse to scratch something off of my bucket list. Skydiving, flying planes, anything I think might be fun. Sometimes this gets me into trouble, but I always end up with a great story. I also take work and school pretty seriously, but what’s the point if you never take time to enjoy life?
What I’m doing with my life
In a perfect world I would be bouncing between homes in my favorite countries making local friends, eating local foods, writing and taking a few pictures along the way. I love finding new ways to challenge myself. In high school it was being homeless for a week for a project, a couple summers ago it was street food in china and a couple nights ago it was salsa dancing.

I just moved into the city for grad school after working in mental health outreach in the suburbs. My job involved traveling around the city helping individuals with mental illnesses live happy, independent lives. I love what I’m doing now, but occasionally I miss working directly with clients. I have a five year plan full of goals, but I often think of ditching them for culinary school and becoming the next Anthony Bourdain.
I’m really good at
-Pretending I can train my dog
-Brunch. Making, eating, finding. I'm an expert.
-Signing autographs as Tiger Woods in China
-Wrestling kayak paddles away from otters
The first things people usually notice about me
A stranger on metro told me "You look like a black, what's that actor's name... You know, that lower class boy in titanic that drowned."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Malcolm Gladwell, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Elegant Universe, Goosebumps (Yup, I said it)

Movies: Anything Christopher Nolan, The Goonies, Wedding Crashers, Old School

TV: HIMYM, GoT, Archer, Community, Homeland, Parks and Rec

Music: Mouse Rat (bonus points if you get that) Otherwise, anything from Wale and Grizzly Bear to Hendrix and Tchaikovsky.

Food: Anything twice. Pho (best hangover cure), Pancakes/Waffles/Crepes, Thai, Brunch (That's a food, right?)
The six things I could never do without
Family/friends/dog
Passport
Running shoes
Phone (let's be honest)
A wok
Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Who would win in a bar fight: 
FDR Vs Ron Swanson
-If starting grad school this summer was genius or madness.
-How to teach my dog to fetch me a beer.
-How to get a career hosting a show like No Reservations.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really have a normal Friday, or weekend really. Here's some highlights.
-Had to run from a hookah bar (long story)
-Had a date ruined by a palm reader (longer story)
-Perfected my tiramisu recipe (tasty story)
-Learned to never trust a shirtless bald man in a fur vest (parenthesis)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was little, I wanted to be a mad scientist. For Show and Tell in kindergarten I tried to do the Egg in a Bottle trick from a chemistry set. I got something wrong and it turned the whole thing into a giant stink bomb. They couldn’t use that classroom for a month…
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Message me if:
1) You aren't an axe murderer
2) You'll laugh at my stupid jokes and can effortlessly go from inaugural balls to dive bars
3) Seriously, #1 is a deal breaker

Bonus points if you can touch your nose with your tongue. I've never met someone that can actually do it.