I'll make this quick.
I get to save lives at work
I've jumped through a cloud
I have a 40lb dog that tries to sit on my shoulder like a parrot
I've gotten lost in at least 6 countries but I always stumble onto something awesome I actually graduated from space camp.
I'm a foodie. I'm going to minibar in July, own Modernist Cuisine (bonus points if you know what that is) and I met Anthony Bourdain.

I'm on here because I'm bored of meeting people in bars. I love going out with friends to happy hour, bars and lounges, they just aren't a great place to find a date. I'm also getting into hiking and running now that my puppy is old enough to come along sometimes, so ideally you'd like to join us.

I'm constantly trying to find new ways to challenge myself. In high school it was being homeless for a week for a project, last summer it was street food in china and a couple nights ago it was salsa dancing.

I work for a nonprofit traveling around the city helping people with mental illnesses live happy, independent lives. It takes a lot of work and dedication, but it's amazingly rewarding.

-Pretending I can train my dog
-Getting museum exhibits for photos I took with my phone... at parties...
-Brunch (making, eating, finding. I'm an expert)
-Signing autographs as Tiger Woods in China
-Karaoke... actually, anything but karaoke.

A stranger on metro told me "You look like a black, what's that actor's name... You know, that lower class boy in titanic that drowned."

Read: You can't match my inner nerd.
-Anything by Malcolm Gladwell
-The Count of Monte Cristo
-Grimm's fairy tales
-The Elegant Universe
-Goosebumps (Yup, I said it)

Top five:
-Inception
-Die Hard (best Christmas movie ever)
-The Dark Knight series,
-The Hangover
-Anchorman or Old School

I don't have a huge amount of time for Tv
-It's Always Sunny
-How I Met Your Mother
-Game of Thrones
-The League
-The Newsroom
-The Wire (greatest show... ever.)

Depends on my mood
-All You by The Cataracs
-All Along The Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix
-Dig by Incubus
-I Know by Jay-Z
-Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear
-Surpremacy by Muse
-Sabotage by Wale
-When The Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin
-Power and Stronger by Kanye West at the gym
-Clock With No Hands by The Roots (Here I Come is my morning alarm)

Food: Anything once.
Some favorites:
-Pho (hangover cure)
-Crepes (Best: banana and brown sugar)
-Thai
-Sushi
-Food trucks (been known to go on safari for these)

Family/friends/dog
Passport
Running shoes
Phone (let's be honest)
Restaurants and bars with character
Sriracha

-The 10,000 page GRE book that doesn't get the clue that I'm not happy with our relationship. (stage 5 clinger)
-How many times I can read "speaks sarcasm" in profiles. I'm sooo excited that you're fluent...
-How to teach my dog to fetch me a beer.
-How to get a career hosting a show like No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain.

I don't really have a normal Friday, or weekend really. Here's some highlights.
-Had to run from a hookah bar (long story)
-Went to a salsa class (longer story)
-Taught my puppy to lay down (a bag of treats later)
-Learned to never trust a shirtless bald man in a fur vest (parenthesis)

So there was this one time...

1) You aren't an axe murderer
2) You laugh at stupid jokes and can effortlessly go from clubs to dive bars
3) Seriously, #1 is a deal breaker

Bonus points if you can touch your nose with your tongue. I've never met someone that can actually do it.