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mashieblade

40 M Chattanooga, TN

My Details

Last Online
Aug 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a 38 year old full-time college student working towards a Computer Science B.S. I am also a self-employed freelance cinematographer/videographer. I am a music and movie junkie. I love the outdoors. I like to ride my mountain bike, disc golf, shoot skeet-sporting clays-targets-bottles-cans, hike, canoe, rock-climb, etc. I went skydiving twice and strongly believe that it is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. I like to eat somewhat healthy and take care of myself. However, I do eat like an idiot on occasion, but I do good at minimizing the frequency of those occasion. I suppose that is all for now. If I think of anything else I will be sure to let you know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In 2008 I quit my lame, no-where job and decided to go back to school which is what I am doing now. I will graduate in 4 semesters, which should be fall of 2011.
In the summer of 2010 I started an independent film production company with some friend of mine which is called "DFJ Productions" (and that stands for - DEEP FRIED JIHAD Productions).

Also, I have a full time JOB
It is as follows
I am a:

Writer
Director
Actor
Cinematographer
Editor
Builder
Grip
Gaffer
Inventor
Amateur Physicist
Poet
Potter
Painter
and a Candlestick-Maker (for 1.5 hours when I was 11)
Watcher
Talker
Walker
Audiophile
Cook
Documentarian
Epistemologist
Guy-you-know
Man-on-the-street
Gunsmith
Lumber-Jack
Cracka-Lack (That is something that "Snoop" called me once)
Skeet-Shooter
Dog-Lover (I miss him so much)
I can make Marzipan
and I am a Horror-Fan

In No Discernible Order (to sum up, my life is a work in progress)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining myself
Being open-minded (in fact, I kick ass at it)
Writing - well, I like the things I write.
Student - never thought that would ever be the case.
Cooking
I better stop before I begin to sound like a self-important jack-ass
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most often I have gotten many complements on my legs especially my calves. Whereas one woman told me that I had "goat calves" she further explained that it was a compliment. Moreover, I am not much of a narcissist so I have no point of reference as to how to answer this question. In all honesty I don't recall anyone actually ever saying, "You know the first thing I noticed about you was....". Yeah, That never happened. Oh wait, I take that back. I tend to wear hiking boots a lot and a girl once told me that the first time she met me she noticed my boots. However, I dated her and she turned out to be as crazy as a shit-house rat. So, there that is. Short answer: My calves and my boots (apparently).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book: The Great Shark Hunt by Hunter S. Thompson

My favorite movies: Awful question, not possible to answer. If I really thought about it I maybe could come up with a top 50 that are all tied for first place but I would still be leaving some out. But I can say, none of them have Jean Claude Van Damme in them. That much, I am sure of.

It would be easier to list my favorite directors, like this (in no order, except for Kubrick, always #1) : Stan "The Man" Kubrick, The Coen Brothers, Fincher, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, Nolan, Tarantino, Scorsese, Lynch, Aronofsky, Rodriguez, Kelley (that is plenty for now). However, if you haven't seen it - "The House of Yes" is incredible.

My favorite music: Kind of the same problem except there would be way more than 50, if it helps at all I love music, all genres.....Except for new country

My favorite Foods: Steak, Fried Chicken, BBQ Ribs, Hamburgers, Pizza. As well as: Mexican, Japanese, Italian, Thai, Chinese (which is actually American). And Sushi, holy shit Sushi, I fucking love Sushi. I was introduced to it in Sept. of 2012 and seems to be like it could be the most perfect food ever. I am currently doing field research on the matter.

PROFILE UPDATE - 23 March 2013
My favorite shows: I never added a TV show section previously only because I had stopped watching television when I originally wrote this profile. But in retrospect there are a bunch of good show that I love. However, unfortunately the best ones are Canadian or British.
So here goes : The Thick of It (Malcolm Tucker is the Einstein of profanity), Charlie Brooker's Wipe series, Black Books (and/or anything with Dylan Moran), The Office (yes it is from the UK, you twat) and Spaced (Edgar Wright's directorial debut along with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost).
Those were some of the British ones now for the Canucks : The Trailer Park Boys (and their movies as well), The Kids In The Hall. Kenny vs. Spenny, and The Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour.
Not to be a self-loathing yank, here are some American shows I enjoy: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Portlandia, The Wire (best drama show I have ever seen), Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Carbon
2. Hydrogen
3. Oxygen
4. Nitrogen,
5. Phosphorous
6. Sulfur

To be quite honest my 3 favorite things in the whole wide world are cameras, guns, and women (not necessarily in that order). And before you ask I am not a right-wing, fundamentalist christian, racist, red-neck, wife-beating (I do not have a wife, and wouldn't beat her if I did), asshole. Which, unfortunately, is the prolific stereo-type of a white male with guns in the south. This could not be further from the truth (well as long as I am concerned).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ideas for books and movies that I would like to write/make
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to free concerts or watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will have to get back to you on that one. By the way, if you put something on an internet website, it, very quickly, ceases to be private. F.Y.I.
PROFILE UPDATE 3013 :
When I go out in public by myself many times my internal monologue becomes external unbeknownst to me because I usually am listening my iPod. Along those same line, I talk out loud to myself when I think no one is around, or when I am shopping alone for any reason.

Just thought of this one: you know how some people air-guitar, or air-drum....well I get carried away listening to classical music and I air-orchestra-conduct. I get pretty into it to (especially with Beethoven) so much so that I usually end up breaking something, usually a lamp.

Here is some more embarrassing sh...stuff : I like "Buckwild", the first 3 seasons of "Bad Girls Club", first season of "Project Runway", first season of "Desperate Housewives", and I completely loathe "Sex and the City". I really can't begin to figure out how such a horrible show spawned 2 movies and a spin-off. It does give me hope as a writer. If I am not wrong, all I have to do is forcibly induce diarrhea and just wait till my bum spray a hit show all over 90 pieces of blank typing paper. Done son. Hey HBO, where is my check. Laters.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are female and you like what you see/read.

P.S. If your hobby is being angry or picking fights, just keep moving.