maskedintruder
27 London, UK
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My self-summary
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
I’m really good at
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
The six things I could never do without
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
You should message me if
you are fun, confident in your ability to show me a good time

Do not message me if
- you're clingy/needy/dependent/stifling
- you play petty little games and tests
- you think i'll eat shit
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