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maskedintruder

25 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
May 13, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.

I'm honest and clear about my intentions (unfortunately a suprisingly rare quality in most guys, I'm told). You should be too. I won't mess you about and I wouldn't deceptively platonically befriend you first, to then try to get into your pants like a wuss either.
You should message me if
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you are fun, confident in your ability to show me a good time

Do not message me if
- you're clingy/needy/dependent/stifling
- you play petty little games and tests
- you think i'll eat shit