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massage-man

33 M Northampton, MA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Music/noise maker, devil's advocate, deep thinker, weirdo. Massage therapist, occasional meditator, gamer, dog-lover. I tend to defy categories, or fall messily in between categories. I'm a nice guy, pretty much everyone agrees. I tend to take things in my life at a pretty slow pace and not terribly seriously, which isn't always a good idea, but I find more often than not it's a better idea than rushing around in a hurry.

I'm a passionate guy. There are quite a few topics that I get very excited over, which include but are not limited to: religion/philosophy, muscle structure, George Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series (I get down with the HBO series, too), folk music/sea shanties, acoustic guitars: how they're built, how they sound, and why, and really just a ton of other stuff that you will have to be surprised about.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was doing the whole career in music thing for a few years and gradually became dissatisfied with it. I went to school, and I've been a licensed massage therapist for a year, now. I work at a popular downtown Noho spa.

The rest of the time I'm playing/writing music, hiking/cycling, reading/wasting time on the computer, or just taking 'er easy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
singing sea shanties and making your muscles feel better :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-UEJjyA43Q&feature=related (this is not me, this is for those who don't know what a sea shanty is)
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm male? No clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Daniel Quinn, George R.R. Martin, Christopher Moore, Herman Hesse, Thich Nhat Hanh, Tolkien, Chogyam Trungpa, Pema Chodron, Hunter Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Ram Dass, Charles Bukowski...

The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Terry Gilliam accurately portraying HST's best novel? Yes, Please!), O Brother Where Art Thou? (really, any Coen Bro's movie), [insert zombie movie], Tarantino, Mel Brooks, terrible action movies or anything with so many plot holes you can totally go Mystery Science Theater 3000 on it, The Illusionist...

Game of Thrones, Firefly, Supernatural, Futurama, It's Always Sunny, Battlestar Galactica, Justified, Deadwood, Castle, Spartacus, Boardwalk Empire, The Borgias, South Park, The Walking Dead, Hell on Wheels...

Frank Zappa, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Fairport Convention, Burning Spear, Toots and the Maytals, Van Morrison, Gordon Lightfoot, Morphine, Queens of the Stone Age, FOLK MUSIC!!!!, Jerry Garcia and Dave Grisman, Bob Dylan, the Meat Puppets, the Melvins, Miles Davis.....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If I had to, I honestly think I could adapt to just about anything a person can adapt to, including having all of my "things" taken away. But I'll play nice and answer in the spirit of the query:

a guitar/my voice

Howard Stern, I know he's not for everyone but I love him.

down time, I can only keep up the go-go-go for so long. I like my quiet time, dislike the rat race.

video games, I love me some games. I am not, however, a shut-in.

aaaaannd.... two other things.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- inconsiderate drivers, and trying to convince myself they may not be shitty people
- how things work and why
- sadly, paying bills
- getting back out in the "spotlight" and playing some gigs
- song lyrics
- random non-sense
- writing a sort of combo sitcom/sketch show in the vein of Mr.Show meets Arrested Development, but am far too lazy to take real steps towards making this happen
- writing down/organizing a stand-up comedy set
- well, I guess I think a lot....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work! Woo hooo!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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- you think we seem like a good match
- you can handle a guy who isn't only out to kiss your ass and sweet talk you, in other words, I'm a real person, no faking
- you can handle a guy who is passionate, philosophical, and who appreciates crude to offensive humor