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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:27pm
Relationship Type
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
EDIT: moving to paris in february.

the fact that i am filling this in should speak volumes! i am everything you dreamed of and more, so long as you dream of balding 30something men who you meet on free-to-use hook up websites.
Speaking of which, i am aware that girls get over three million messages every day on this website, usually from men from god-knows-where asking if you'd like to move abroad and become a baby factory. I won't add to the deluge. If i use the star system to rate you, then please feel free to send me a message and i'll reply. All very civilised!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
oh, drifting aimlessly. IT IS AWESOME.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, telling stories, reading out loud, cooking, debating*. when i was 10 i completed wonderboy in an arcade with one 10p.

playing pool. or billiard, or whatever it's called here.

playing poker. i played professionally for a while, at a low level,but it was massively un-fulfilling and ceased to be fun.

*arguing really, but that doesn't put me in a good light.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the caps lock and shift buttons are broken on my laptop...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
where to begin with books? franzen, heller, ford, roth, hemingway, auster, dostoevsky, culler, derrida, baudrillard, mccarthy, chabon, hitchens, dawkins, russell, burleigh.. just loads. Few things are as comforting to me as reading charles dickens, and no matter how perfect you are, i will never love you as much as i love george orwell. Sorry.
any film by woody allen, wes anderson and a million others. old films especially. i get emotional at a really weird part in casablanca.
tv shows. spaced. if you don't laugh at spaced we will never be friends. yes minister. the wire. true detective was great, as was sopranos. good tv basically, you know what i mean.
i like playing chess but i have no one to play against. it's very sad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, the comfortable chair in a cafe or bar, near the window, so i can read my books in natural daylight and glance up occasionally as the world goes by. I'm easily pleased.

oh, my oxford english to german dictionary. i'd be, erm, gefickt?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
writing and why i am not doing it enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not online, hopefully...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the first time i tried one of these sites was straight after getting dumped. a friend had me fill it out in order to cheer me up. my best match was the girl who dumped me.
UPDATE: i have new faith in this as i spotted a girl i know and detest and okcupid said we are 50% enemies. it also seems to have noticed my unfortunate addiction to americans.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
=you are visiting from the future.
=you are prepared for me to criticise your grammar whilst making grammatical errors of my own.
=you think you can beat me at scrabble. In english. English english. There is a 'u' in colour. Yes there is.
=you have a fringe, or bangs, as some people call them. i am a sucker for a fringe. if you have one, add 10% to our match score.
or if you want to go out and get drunk and make fun of things for a few hours, before falling over.

you can see through the facetiousness of this profile. i'd prefer not to be contacted if you are on the rebound, desperate, unreliable, or selling something (including salvation).

okay seriously. if your picture is a mirror-selfie, in which you are doing that weird pouty thing with your lips, and bending your knees weirdly, please press the 'back' button your browser in three, two, one...