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36 • Berlin, Germany • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 4:46pm
- 6′ 2″ (1.88m)
- Body type
- Used up
- Mostly anything
- Trying to quit
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Leo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
Speaking of which, i am aware that girls get over three million messages every day on this website, usually from men from god-knows-where asking if you'd like to move abroad and become a baby factory. I won't add to the deluge. If i use the star system to rate you, then please feel free to send me a message and i'll reply. All very civilised!
playing pool. or billiard, or whatever it's called here.
playing poker. i played professionally for a while, at a low level,but it was massively un-fulfilling and ceased to be fun.
*arguing really, but that doesn't put me in a good light.
any film by woody allen, wes anderson and a million others. old films especially. i get emotional at a really weird part in casablanca.
tv shows. spaced. if you don't laugh at spaced we will never be friends. yes minister. the wire. true detective was great, as was sopranos. good tv basically, you know what i mean.
i like playing chess but i have no one to play against. it's very sad.
oh, my oxford english to german dictionary. i'd be, erm, gefickt?
UPDATE: i have new faith in this as i spotted a girl i know and detest and okcupid said we are 50% enemies. it also seems to have noticed my unfortunate addiction to americans.
=you are prepared for me to criticise your grammar whilst making grammatical errors of my own.
=you think you can beat me at scrabble. In english. English english. There is a 'u' in colour. Yes there is.
=you have a fringe, or bangs, as some people call them. i am a sucker for a fringe. if you have one, add 10% to our match score.
or if you want to go out and get drunk and make fun of things for a few hours, before falling over.
you can see through the facetiousness of this profile. i'd prefer not to be contacted if you are on the rebound, desperate, unreliable, or selling something (including salvation).
okay seriously. if your picture is a mirror-selfie, in which you are doing that weird pouty thing with your lips, and bending your knees weirdly, please press the 'back' button your browser in three, two, one...
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