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massive-loser

35 M Berlin, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
the fact that i am filling this in should speak volumes! i am everything you dreamed of and more, so long as you dream of men who you meet on free-to-use hook up websites.
Speaking of which, i am aware that girls get over three million messages every day on this website, usually from men from god-knows-where asking if you'd like to move abroad and become a baby factory. I won't add to the deluge. If i use the star system to rate you, then please feel free to send me a message and i'll reply. All very civilised!
What I’m doing with my life
oh, drifting aimlessly. IT IS AWESOME.
I’m really good at
writing, telling stories, reading out loud, cooking, debating*. when i was 10 i completed wonderboy in an arcade with one 10p.

*arguing really, but that doesn't put me in a good light.
The first things people usually notice about me
the caps lock and shift buttons are broken on my laptop...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
where to begin with books? franzen, heller, ford, roth, hemingway, auster, culler, derrida, baudrillard, mccarthy, chabon, hitchens, dawkins, russell, burleigh.. just loads. No matter how perfect you are, i will never love you as much as i love george orwell. Sorry.
any film by woody allen, wes anderson and a million others. old films especially. i get emotional at a really weird part in casablanca.
tv shows. spaced. if you don't laugh at spaced we will never be friends. yes minister. the wire. i am about to embark on mad men: see you in three months.
The six things I could never do without
Books, the comfortable chair in a cafe or bar, near the window, so i can read my books in natural daylight and glance up occasionally as the world goes by. I'm easily pleased.

oh, my oxford english to german dictionary. i'd be, erm, gefickt?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
writing and why i am not doing it enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
not online, hopefully...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
the first time i tried one of these sites was straight after getting dumped. a friend had me fill it out in order to cheer me up. my best match was the girl who dumped me.
UPDATE: i have new faith in this as i spotted a girl i know and detest and okcupid said we are 50% enemies. it also seems to have noticed my unfortunate addiction to americans.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
=you are visiting from the future.
=you are prepared for me to criticise your grammar whilst making grammatical errors of my own.
=you think you can beat me at scrabble. In english. English english. There is a 'u' in colour. Yes there is.
or if you want to go out and get drunk and make fun of things for a few hours, before falling over.

you can see through the facetiousness of this profile. i'd prefer not to be contacted if you are on the rebound, desperate, or unreliable.