the fact that i am filling this in should speak volumes! i am everything you dreamed of and more, so long as you dream of balding 30something men who you meet on free-to-use hook up websites.
oh, drifting aimlessly. IT IS AWESOME.
playing pool. or billiard, or whatever it's called here.
playing poker. i played professionally for a while, at a low level,but it was massively un-fulfilling and ceased to be fun.
*arguing really, but that doesn't put me in a good light.
any film by woody allen, wes anderson and a million others. old films especially. i get emotional at a really weird part in casablanca.
tv shows. spaced. if you don't laugh at spaced we will never be friends. yes minister. the wire. true detective was great, as was sopranos. good tv basically, you know what i mean.
i like playing chess but i have no one to play against. it's very sad.
oh, my oxford english to german dictionary. i'd be, erm, gefickt?
UPDATE: i have new faith in this as it seems to have noticed my unfortunate addiction to americans.
=you are prepared for me to criticise your grammar whilst making grammatical errors of my own.
=you think you can beat me at scrabble. In english. English english. There is a 'u' in colour. Yes there is.
=you have a fringe, or bangs, as some people call them. i am a sucker for a fringe. if you have one, add 10% to our match score.
or if you want to go out and get drunk and make fun of things for a few hours, before falling over.
you can see through the facetiousness of this profile. i'd prefer not to be contacted if you are on the rebound, desperate, unreliable, or selling something (including salvation).