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28 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 6:56pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Well Austin, I tried you out. I still feel like I never got the real "Austin Experience" so to speak, and never quite got assimilated into a cool group of people or anything. Maybe I just didn't look hard enough, but the art community seems pretty dead, and if not dead just not very good which I didn't really expect. So HMU before my car sells on craigslist and I venture on over to NYC without a job, scared af that I'm going to die and stuff. <333
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from SCAD with my illustration degree. Trying to get work from like golf digest and pest control monthly or maybe some more high end pubs like NYT or Thrasher or some shit. My website l0.0k---->

This year I am fixing my finances because fuck being poor. This means my life is boring and when I'm not at work, I'm working at home.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
minor gymnastic feats, pretending to be excited online!, sleeping at odd times, walking silently, and drawing
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall, skinny, my hair is crazy (if it's longer)
That my appearance lags behind my age, "hey mr. 5yr old!"
That I'm sitting on the same chair with my arm around them, eatin popcorn watchin spykids 3d
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- I've reformed back to dilletantism. I still like Proust, Nabokov, David Foster Wallace, and Want to read John Franzen. Really dry shit too like, "Getting Acquainted in Conversation" a metalinguistic tome on politeness theory.


Art: Crumb, Ware, Mughal Painting, Dave Choe, James Jean, marina abromovic

Shows: Dating Naked, Peep Show, An Idiot Abroad, and other awfulness
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
reddit (shoot me)
food (LOLE)
bitter sarcasm to avoid sincerity
karl pilkington
constant victory
jamaroquai album
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why Austin doesn't have a mass transit system.
What city will I move to that is not Austin?

What an exception I am to the human race. Meta-irony, gender issues, poverty, visual/musical thoughts. Not that I'm small as fuck and made out of self-organizing stardust or that everything is probably infinite.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I could go out downtown but I live in Round Rock so HEY WHATEVER FRIENDS IS ON NETFLIX
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I have a pool game on my phone and you have to pay imaginary tokens to play. You are alotted one slot machine pull per day to acquire said tokens. I do it every day whether I play pool or not. It makes me feel good winning these tokens.
You should message me if
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You smarter than me by only a lil bit. You good lookiner than me by only a lil bit. You richer than me by only a lil bit. You don't think that white people and men are made of doodoo and evil spirits. I like glasses too, but I can only ask for so much.