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27 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just a note, I'm leaving my account up but won't be able to meet up with anyone til I get some dough in the till. Sorry to the bevies of gals nipping at my heels so eager to marry me and all U___U

Hi-yo, I'm one in the throngs of ever replicating Austin neophytes whom have come to destroy your once pure city-town. May I intern in your clique? I will be your sycophantic gopher-boy who will fetch you coffees and praise your mediocre hairdo. No really, it looks GREAT! Don't let me trick you though. I am not one of you. I live in Round Rock. Resist the temptation to scuff my ego with your swt Nike trainers, plx.

But look. Glib rhetoric aside, my black hole soul ends in a pile of pink blankets for the special ones. Are you a special one? Are you? Maybe. Let's see! And if my sales pitch of an overly wrought two paragraphs surely dwarfs the bumbling visage you somehow find yourself on a date with, well... feed me some alcohol or something. Then you'll surely be impressed by how capable I am of startling stray cats (or something similar) in a half-baked attempt to entertain you! But really, I hope for our first date we just meet at a bar or party or something.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just got my undergrad from SCAD in November, and I'm trying to get going with selling my doodles to Art Directors for some mad (moderate) $krilla.

Also, sending out any and all job apps that may fetch $11+ per hour. For full time. Much toil is forecast for me this year.

it's my website, L0.0K--->
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
minor gymnastic feats, pretending to be excited online!, sleeping at odd times, walking silently, and drawing
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall, skinny, my hair is crazy (if it's longer)
That my appearance lags behind my age, "hey mr. 5yr old!"
That I'm sitting on the same chair with my arm around them, eatin popcorn watchin spykids 3d
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.!/album/Yesterday+Was+Dramatic+Today+Is+Ok/266528

Books- I've reformed back to dilletantism. I still like Proust, Nabokov, David Foster Wallace, and Want to read John Franzen. Really dry shit too like, "Getting Acquainted in Conversation" a metalinguistic tome on politeness theory.


Art: Crumb, Ware, Mughal Painting, Dave Choe, James Jean, marina abromovic

Shows: Dating Naked, Peep Show, An Idiot Abroad, and other awfulness
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
reddit (shoot me)
food (LOLE)
bitter sarcasm to avoid sincerity
karl pilkington
constant victory
jamaroquai album
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What an exception I am to the human race. Meta-irony, gender issues, poverty, visual/musical thoughts. Not that I'm small as fuck and made out of self-organizing stardust or that everything is probably infinite.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I could go out downtown but I live in Round Rock so HEY WHATEVER FRIENDS IS ON NETFLIX
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to get low to mid-level swole... Don't worry, no mirror pics.
You should message me if
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You are intelligent, empathetic, funny, and have a creative lifestyle which you intend on pursuing as a career or already do.