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27 Savannah, GA Man


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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Yesterday – 7:12pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
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English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My inner self is like GGAllin, but I act more like Woody Allen. I hate Tim Allen.

My body is composed largely of frozen dinners past, which surely engage some sort of epigenetic domino run of cellular level bootstrapping and ribosomal panic.

I used to be a badass psychonaut and thought all shit (matter) was like, totally made out of fractals. That was all far out and off the chain. Now I just am hunkered over my desk drawing all the time. And getting shwastey when time permits.

i play this song on repeat whenever my girlfriends break up with me:

gonna be in Austin starting in January.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
launching my illustration career
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
minor gymnastic feats, pretending to be excited online!, sleeping at odd times, walking silently
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, skinny, my hair is crazy (if it's longer)
That my appearance lags behind my age (not sure if this is a good or bad thing as a male)
That I'm sitting on the same chair with my arm around them, eatin popcorn watchin spykids 3d
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music- I won't pretend to be original: minus most metal. Some other stuff. Hello I'm Dolly or Liquid Swords anyone?!/album/Yesterday+Was+Dramatic+Today+Is+Ok/266528

Books- I've reformed back to dilletantism. I still like Proust, Nabokov, David Foster Wallace, and Want to read John Franzen. Really dry shit too like, "Getting Acquainted in Conversation" a metalinguistic tome on politeness theory.

Movies-, the room

Art: Crumb, Ware, Mughal Painting, Dave Choe, James Jean, marina abromovic

Shows: Peep Show, Cosmos, Frontline. I need help here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
reddit (shoot me)
food (LOLE)
bitter sarcasm to avoid sincerity
spelunking helmet
constant victory
jamaroquai album
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What an exception I am to the human race. Meta-irony, gender issues, poverty, visual/musical thoughts. Not that I'm small as fuck and made out of self-organizing stardust or that everything is probably infinite.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
shortly before writing this i got attacked by a black homeless man who was screaming in a low, phlegmy voice unintelligibly. he lunged at me and i blocked, dodged, and gtfo. really though, it was just like an hour ago. i know youre wondering, so im okay!
You should message me if
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you think beards are overrated. the disintegration loops don't creep you out. you are trying to be creative for a lifestyle. you like noodly armed neurotics.

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