I'm just leaving my profile up for now, and though I'm not closed off to dating completely, I am not actively trying to date right now. I'm not going to send you that first message any time soon though I know you have been waiting with masturbated breath.
I've gotten my fair share of hook-ups in college, and maybe I've lost like 90% of my mojojuice and have low T, but yeah I just don't even want that anymore at all really. I've also never been in a relationship long-term as an adult though I don't think that makes me damaged goods or something, just that maybe I was taking the wrong approach to things and dating in general. So here you are still reading my profile for some reason. What the fuck, go watch inkmasters or something.
Basically the idea here is that I want to work on myself and not let dating be a major distraction in my life. That way later on, I'll be so perfect and great like i've always wanted to be! Of course, you being a great girl who respects my ambitions to change, can take me in as an imperfect transitional thing and not a giant genius steel sex falcon are welcome to message me, but then again, I'm writing that I'm not trying to date right now on a dating website. You've been warned I guess? What am I doing right now?
Other than that, I'm tall and almost interesting. I tell lots of bad jokes and then say something really really cool and funny that redeems me. I'm trying to be an artist which is paradoxically liberating and confining. If it doesn't work in like 5 years I'm just going to say fuck it and make a lot of money in programming or something. No, I'm not a feminist, and identity politics are really intrusive and annoying despite their ostensibly good intentions. Other than that, I hope you are a slightly more adventurous, talkative, and softer person than I am. The right person can crack me like an egg and hang out with my yolk, but don't fry me or.. oh jesus this analogy is awful.
That my appearance lags behind my age, "hey mr. 5yr old!"
That I'm sitting on the same chair with my arm around them, eatin popcorn watchin spykids 3d
getting back into books since the subway happened to me. currently reading murakami. denial of death, white noise, solar lottery, edward o. wilson, henry miller (aka the better version of bukowski), franny n zooey.
Art: Crumb, Ware, Mughal Painting, Beeple, Jules Julien, marina abromovic, digital appropriation artists, nick liefhebber
Shows: an idiot abroad, nathan for you, millionaire matchmaker, frontline docus, trashy reality tv in general
various strains of berittas