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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 5:46pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Heyyyy OKC NYC. Fresh meat here, just arrived in early June. I can do swt backside unities down 9stairs with my soaps. Silly Bandz. How did I get a real job? I went to art school and all I got was a boner.
What I’m doing with my life
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Drawing, arting, napping, drinking, moaning, petting my roommate's cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
minor gymnastic feats, pretending to be excited online!, sleeping at odd times, walking silently
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall, skinny, my hair is crazy (if it's longer)
That my appearance lags behind my age, "hey mr. 5yr old!"
That I'm sitting on the same chair with my arm around them, eatin popcorn watchin spykids 3d
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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getting back into books since the subway happened to me. currently reading murakami. denial of death, white noise, solar lottery, edward o. wilson, henry miller (aka the better version of bukowski), franny n zooey.


Art: Crumb, Ware, Mughal Painting, Dave Choe, James Jean, marina abromovic, digital appropriation artists

Shows: Dating Naked, Peep Show, An Idiot Abroad, and other awfulness
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
g train (I hate you)
creative cloud
aggressive walking tactics in midtown
various strains of berittas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how ridiculous status is, what motivates people to make big choices, choice&fate, my next art proj, what it would be like to be a redneck
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out or in, flip a coin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I got so good at pogosticking that I could go up and down flights of stairs.
You should message me if
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You smarter than me by only a lil bit. You good lookiner than me by only a lil bit. You richer than me by only a lil bit. You don't think that white people and men are made of doodoo and evil spirits. I like glasses too, but I can only ask for so much.