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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:08am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Heyyyy OKC NYC. Fresh meat here, just arrived in early June. I can do swt backside unities down 9stairs with my soaps. Silly Bandz. How did I get a real job? I went to art school and all I got was a boner.
What I’m doing with my life
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This is still fleshing itself out. I'm recently graduated at 28 because of intractable financial aid problems, but I think that I'm probably going to end up either owning an apparel business or being an independent artist. Currently designing tees for an apparel co in times square and painting murals for $
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
minor gymnastic feats, pretending to be excited online!, sleeping at odd times, walking silently, and drawing
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall, skinny, my hair is crazy (if it's longer)
That my appearance lags behind my age, "hey mr. 5yr old!"
That I'm sitting on the same chair with my arm around them, eatin popcorn watchin spykids 3d
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- I've reformed back to dilletantism. I still like Proust, Nabokov, David Foster Wallace, and Want to read John Franzen. Really dry shit too like, "Getting Acquainted in Conversation" a metalinguistic tome on politeness theory.


Art: Crumb, Ware, Mughal Painting, Dave Choe, James Jean, marina abromovic, digital appropriation artists

Shows: Dating Naked, Peep Show, An Idiot Abroad, and other awfulness
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
toilet paper
garbage men
factory farms
beer distilleries
g train (god damn it)
lady's boobs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How my facebook feed has become an incessant confetti of liberal dogma. Fate vs. Agency. Ideology in general and it's current role in thought policing and censorship. How many people lead very boring or even dissatisfying lives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out or in, flip a coin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got so good at pogosticking that I could go up and down flights of stairs.
You should message me if
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You smarter than me by only a lil bit. You good lookiner than me by only a lil bit. You richer than me by only a lil bit. You don't think that white people and men are made of doodoo and evil spirits. I like glasses too, but I can only ask for so much.