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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29-49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:45pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I heard a story about Rose McGowan at a club dancing to an Iron Maiden song. If you can dance to Iron Maiden, talk to me.

Some likes in no particular order: LP Records, IPA beer, Coors original, Banana Republic, Pizza making, cooking, old school cartoons, South Park, Detroit Tigers, dumpster diving(not for food duh!....vintage stuff), flea markets, estate sales, Downhill Skiing, Running, working on my '66 Mustang, mid-century modern design, repairing stuff, Blueberries, Occasionally(rarely)...but not never....smoking a doob, manual transmissions, Pool(even though I'm not that good), a good movie as opposed to TV, Satellite Radio, Pinball Machines.

I have never been married.
What I’m doing with my life
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I own a niche business(shark tank anyone?) which involves complex electronic repairs. My shop, located in an old converted mill building, has the feel of a storefront business minus the high expenses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Pretty blue eyes, nice teeth, nice abs, nice legs, ripped physique, shaved head(fuzzy not skin).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Any music except pop, Any music other than The Dead(I hate The Dead), NWOBHM(look it up), Thrash, hard rock, basically anything derived from the Blues.

The last several concerts/shows that I've seen IIRC: Tom Kiefer(Cinderella), Green River Fest, Van Halen, Megadeth/Slayer, Steve Vai.

Home-made Pizza, Blueberry Pies, anything from Trader Joes.  I know how to make a pie shell from scratch. I make my own salad dressing using Hummus and I have made a cinnamon log bread roll with my trusty Zojirushi Bread Machine.

Movies....streaming...streaming...streaming....but I don't have time...time...time to watch too many movies...movies...movies lately. Old, weird "B" movies, horror flicks.... not a huge "New" movie buff, but if the company is good, it's a different story. That's the key(company). Otherwise, I tend to fall asleep before I get to the end of the flick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmm.... Good tunes because they pump me up. My credit. Hmm... my Mustang(because the car is a work in progress and and it's a little sum-thin that I can dream about). Family. Friends. My junk(lol).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to maximize the efficiency of my business, when I'll meet somebody and last but not least whether I like Cap'n Crunch or Peanut Butter Crunch better. NEXT question!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not much... I usually have to get up early on Saturday. I prefer to go out to bars and clubs during the middle of the week. The odds are more in my favor. Romance is basically a gamble.

Side note: I was told to mention my pool playing skills. I'm not that great...really. Just OK. I had one good run! Ha!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm kinky.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for a woman that will appreciate a guy that will direct her to the salad bar at Olive Garden. I might give you my breadstick... (credit to Kathy Griffin for the line).  I'm not a doctor or lawyer, but who cares? What I do is way more fun.  If your home has a La-Z-Boy chair and you hang out at Applebee' can forget it!  If you have never heard of hummus ...and I have seen that! Or have hair down to your waist... Seen that too!  probably won't be a match!  Seriously though... I like women who are very outgoing. If you have some common interests, that's a good start. If you have some uncommon interests, that's all good too. Variety is spicy and I like spicy. I ask that we chat on the phone or messenger after a few emails as I prefer to talk in an unawkward fashion! Ciao!