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masturbassor

24 / M / straight / Single

Melbourne, Australia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 4" (1.95m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am passionate, bored, and objective.

My Self-Summary

Let me try again...

I am a student, a musician, a writer and on good days, a nice enough kind of guy. I enjoy travel, and look forward to doing it again. Why am I here? Well, I don't know. I haven't figured that out yet. I can't be bothered not being here, I suppose, and you never know who you'll get talking to.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

As a quick addition, I did that long scientific test based on the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, which was formulated on research done by Jung and got the wrong result! I should be INTJ, according to the full test that I did on the same subject.

Oh well.

Res ipsa loquitor.

What I’m doing with my life

Music, teaching, studying and not a lot else.

I’m really good at

Well, I've heard I'm a good bass player. The unfortunate thing about this claim is that, the people I scale my own ability to are far better than I. Not that I'll never get there, I'm just not there yet.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm about 6'5". Most people comment on that.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Movies: There are far too many. I like my DVD collection, though. I would put a link up, but that'd just make getting to know me too easy. So, why not send me a message?

Books: I spend a lot of time now reading non-fiction, particularly music and science books, but do enjoy fantasy and some science fiction, too.

Music: I listen to a lot of music, and listening to music is a part-time job of mine. In my spare time, I listen to jazz and classical, blues and folk... hell, I listen to damn near anything. I play jazz and improvised musics and write the complete opposite of that.

Food: I eat food and occasionally enjoy cooking it, too.

The six things I could never do without

Stimulation in all its forms. In fact, I believe I'm so addicted to stimulation that coffee fulfils the need when everything else fails, but that gets depressing pretty quick.

Intellectual stimulation, physical stimulation, coffee, books, music, brains.

Cool, I managed to think of six. But they're all just one and the same...

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Life, the universe and everything. Heehee.

On a typical Friday night I am

Not much to tell the truth. I have zero money at the moment and am not really one for barhopping. I do enjoy going out for dinner with good company, though. But I wouldn't call that typical, by any means.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have the ability to inseminate from fifty feet with no contact.

Actually, that's a lie. I can't do that at all. But what else can one say here when they're not a private person?

You should message me if

You think we'd have a decent conversation, you think I'm neat. I don't know!

I'd message me just because.