I refuse to make any claims about me as a person here until I can come up with something that I think is both true and not one of the things that every body says no matter what. I'm not a "good listener" or a "loyal" anything nor am I "fun-loving" or "quirky" and I hate to travel. I hate all of that! OK!? I will, however, show you new levels of crass humor and terrible puns if you seem game for it.
Example pun: I have two cats - not like I'm a big cat person....an ex wanted them and now they're just sort of here. They are Meyonce Knowles and Margaret Scratcher.
I'm endlessly analytical about everything. I'm pretty sure I have a creative side, but I left it behind somewhere and started doing lots of math. It's probably something to do with wanting to have a degree that would make it easier to get a job so I wouldn't have to stumble back to small town nowhere land post-graduation. Teachers always said I'd be an artist when I grew up and they were WRONG, but I am still an enthusiastic and critical observer and digester of art.
I like to be difficult to categorize. Easier to surprise people that way and mess with their stereotypes. I ask a lot of questions. I like dive bars and high end restaurants and I mostly leave out the stuff in between. I do not ride a bike in the city because I do not trust myself to be the kind of bike rider I would want to be. Every time I see someone casually coast out into the middle of Belmont/Lincoln/Ashland or some similar giant clusterf*ck of an intersection and manage to get where they want to go AND not kill themselves, I am like damn.....damn. A tip of the cap to you. I'm a great walker, though.
People seem to like posting their MBTI type on here, so I'm INTP. I am told that's one of the rare ones which means it's good.
I am calm, collected, and probably insane.
OKCupid doesn't require you to have that little 3 trait summary anymore but I like that sentence.