I want to first note that this is a terrible thing to ask someone to write and I am principally opposed to it in every way.
I am not very large, but still contain multitudes.
I'm endlessly analytical about everything.
I'm kinda shy but I'm working on that.
I strive to be difficult to categorize. I'm a little bit of a gentleman, kind of a huge dork, and a lot of other things you'll have to observe yourself.
I ask a lot of questions. I like going out to divey bars and nice restaurants. I'm also totally content with sitting at home cooking/watching movies/making cocktails/knocking stuff over.
I take the CTA and walk places. I could ride a bike but I'd be one of those idiots on the sidewalk, or I would be crushed under a bus.
People seem to like posting their MBTI type on here, so I'm INTP. I am told that's one of the rare ones which means it's good.
Nothing makes me happier than making someone just lose it in a fit of laughter, or showing them something new that they come to enjoy on their own.
I am calm, collected, and probably insane.
OKCupid doesn't require you to have that little 3 trait summary anymore but I like that sentence.