mat___
33 Ottawa, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
I'd like to think that I have taste and opinions. But still maintain a level of punk rock/critical/class consciousness, enough to hold a decent debate.

Carrying on, I'm a Taurus.

But I also like:
Aries
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
People
What I’m doing with my life
Honestly, trying not to have a stupid haircut.

P.s. I'm employed (Lets be honest, thats why people red this part)
I’m really good at
Any time I hear a loud noise outside - like a bang - I look at the clock, in case the cops come around asking what time I heard that loud noise.

And in all the decades of memorising such classics as, "11.19", "20.14", and "02.08" it's only been useful once.

The cops were impressed
The first things people usually notice about me
Pffft! Easy, my pecks! Obviously! What? Most guys have 2, I've got 17!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Yesterday I spent about half an hour pondering words that rhyme but are spelled completely differently. I came up with this set:

Valerie
Mallory
salary
calorie
gallery
On a typical Friday night I am
At a cool place, doing fun things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm addicted to sneakers and I chain eat roasts.

Sometimes I message girls and say "heads up dude! Your profile is showing up in the guys section!"
You should message me if
You have nerdy qualities. DO NOT message me if you have female pattern baldness (I have boundaries)
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