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mat___

32 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd like to think that I have taste and opinions. But still maintain a level of punk rock/critical/class consciousness, enough to hold a decent debate.

Carrying on, I'm a Taurus.

But I also like:
Aries
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
People
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Honestly, trying not to have a stupid haircut.

P.s. I'm employed (Lets be honest, thats why people red this part)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Any time I hear a loud noise outside - like a bang - I look at the clock, in case the cops come around asking what time I heard that loud noise.

And in all the decades of memorising such classics as, "11.19", "20.14", and "02.08" it's only been useful once.

The cops were impressed
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pffft! Easy, my pecks! Obviously! What? Most guys have 2, I've got 17!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yesterday I spent about half an hour pondering words that rhyme but are spelled completely differently. I came up with this set:

Valerie
Mallory
salary
calorie
gallery
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a cool place, doing fun things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm addicted to sneakers and I chain eat roasts.

Sometimes I message girls and say "heads up dude! Your profile is showing up in the guys section!"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have nerdy qualities. DO NOT message me if you have female pattern baldness (I have boundaries)