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23 Evanston, IL Man


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  • Ages 19–26
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Last Online
Dec 26
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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here are some things i am:
i'm in math grad school
i'm a huge fucking nerd
i think about philosophy and art and music and structure
i write sometimes
i ride a bike around the city
i listen before i talk
i type in lowercase to save my precious pinky strength for my old age
i probably don't make a whole lot of sense a whole lot of the time. but at the end of the day, i'm kind and honest and compassionate

here are some things i believe:
art is the end goal of the human project
better to be weird than boring
the world we experience is largely created by the concepts we've defined
rationality is socially constructed
our big strength is our ability to extend patterns and generalize from examples; beauty's what speaks to that
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm getting a math ph.d. i'd like someday to have said something good about our relationship to the concepts we create. then they'll be having an argument and one of 'em'll be like "it's like that dude said" and my skeleton will smile in my grave
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh. singing, i'm told. i bike surprisingly fast for someone with no physical fitness whatsoever
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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long fiction: infinite jest (one of THOSE guys), the crying of lot 49, house of leaves
poetry: bishop, eliot, tate, o'hara, the new sincerity crowd
short stories: barthelme, borges, dfw again, short short stuff
nonfiction: well there's a lot of linguistics and theory-of-comedy on my bookshelf right now, ask me again in a month
philosophy: wittgenstein, kripke, post-structuralists, roberto unger. too much analytic metaphysics, aka the goofiest field ever invented

movies: david lynch, herzog, kubrick, coen brothers, surrealists. also if you can get ahold of this movie called "catch us if you can" with this band in it called the dave clark five, uh invite me over.

tv shows: been really into buffy recently. also twin peaks is coming back what what! also comedy stuff: monty python, mr. show, tim and eric.

rockk musickk: a whole bunch of african psychedelia these days. also link wray, dick dale, patti smith, the ramones, joy division, neu!, goat, roxy music, richard hell, television, the fall, velvet underground, pixies, black angels, magnetic fields, cave, nick cave. guitar makes the song for the most part
other stuff: charley patton for blues, biggie and jay electronica for rap, miles davis for jazz, bachs j.s. and c.p.e. for periwigged white man music

visual art: joseph turner, john singer sargent, erte, rembrandt, dadaists, richter. richard serra. this INSANE sarah charlesworth exhibition at the art institute right now

food: i'm a vegetarian. thai, indian, tacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bike, pen and paper, backpack, glasses cause i'm effing blind, dreams, general twitchiness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
for my Job i think about the relationships between high-dimensional spheres, long story.

in the twilight after my Job: beauty and goodness and change and being
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in this cold? reading a book in my damn bed
You should message me if
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you can take me to a new place
you want to go on a really long walk and teach me something new
you're tired of the soup du jour
you just want to talk philosophy platonically LOL!!!

do write, i don't bite // don't be boring

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