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  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:48am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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twitchmaster birdperson skygod. reads a lot of books. kind; very moody.
What I’m doing with my life
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i'm getting a math ph.d. and making funny videos and reading philosophy on the side. i'd like someday to have said something good about our relationship to the concepts we create. then they'll be having an argument and one of 'em'll be like "it's like that dude said" and my skeleton will smile in my Bone Crypt
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh. convincing people of made-up historical facts, thus making myself laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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long fiction: infinite jest, the crying of lot 49, house of leaves
poetry: bishop, eliot, tate, o'hara
short stories: barthelme, borges, dfw again, short short stuff
philosophy: wittgenstein, heidegger, foucault, roberto unger

movies: david lynch, herzog, kubrick, coen brothers, surrealists. also if you can get ahold of this movie called "catch us if you can" with this band in it called the dave clark five, uh invite me over.

tv shows: been really into buffy recently. also twin peaks is coming back what what! also comedy stuff: monty python, mr. show, tim and eric.

musyck: a whole bunch of african psychedelia these days. also link wray, dick dale, patti smith, the ramones, joy division, neu!, goat, roxy music, richard hell, television, the fall, velvet underground, pixies, people's temple, magnetic fields, cave, nick cave, david bowie, mbv, moondog, charley patton, biggie, kendrick, miles davis

visual art: joseph turner, john singer sargent, erte, rembrandt, dadaists, richter. richard serra.

food: i'm a vegetarian. thai, indian, tacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bike, pen and paper, backpack, glasses cause i'm effing blind, dreams, general twitchiness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
for my Job i think about the relationships between high-dimensional spheres, long story.

in the twilight after my Job: beauty and goodness and change and being
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
biking around the city, listening to music, reading, writing
You should message me if
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you can take me to a new place
you want to go on a really long walk and teach me something new
you're tired of the soup du jour

do write, i don't bite // don't be boring