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26 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Trying to quit
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just looking for friends. Recently moved here. I love to watch movies, play frisbee, karaoke, listen to GOOD music (no Nicki Minaj shit), become Mr. Hyde, dig for gold in random people's yards, hunt for unicorns, go to karaoke nights at bars, etc.

I want to get to know someone and become good friends. If something more comes out of that, so be it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working at Burgatory.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, laughing, having my own opinions, being blunt and honest, mounting unicorn heads on my wall, skeet shooting using dead chipmunks as clay pigeons, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open guy. I don't really sugarcoat many things unless I feel that it's necessary to keep my mouth shut. :) I honestly don't know what people say because I don't ask them what they think of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lord of the Rings; 1984; Histories; Fahrenheit 451; Mr. Arkadin; Lincoln Unmasked; Halo series; Batman graphic novels; Animal Farm; Catcher in the Rye; Frank Peretti books; Grimm Fairy Tales
Movies: Kingdom of Heaven; Watchmen; Anchorman; Hot Rod; Sin City; Serenity;
Shows: Community; Firefly; Family Guy; American Dad; Law and Order: SVU; Archer; Workaholics; Little Britain; Doctor Who; Comedy Bang-Bang; Drunk History
Music: Muse; Matt & Kim; Avenged Sevenfold; Black Keys; Weezer; Soundgarden; a little bit of this, a little bit of that;
Food: Pizza; SEAFOOD (any type of fish, shellfish, etc)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. God
2. Family
3. Neice and nephew
4. Bears on unicycles
5. Doctor Who
6. Intelligent women
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
zombie apocolypse
time travel
earth science
ancient civilizations
conspiracy theories
our government screwing us over
Doctor Who things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or wanting to drink/smoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miiiiight have gone through a phase where I tried to move things with my mind. Yes...I'm a dork.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You just want to hang out/start a friendship/possibly a relationship. I get along better with women (better convos). Hit me up. Pittsburgh is a great city when ya have friends to share it with.