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27 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 8:43pm
- Asian, White
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- More than $1,000,000
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
Giving amazing birthday presents
Knocking over entire breakfast setups at job interviews
One of those things is a lie.
Watch: Arrested Development, Archer, Futurama
Listen: I'm a huge fan of shitty pop punk. Sorry.
Food: I'll eat most things that don't swim or crawl underwater. I'm the worst asian ever.
My Futurama beer cozies
Wine in a box/bag
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 19–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You want to hang out and be sarcastic with me.
If you're a normal enough person and want to say hi, despite everything else, just say hi. I'll also accept "whattup" "wassup" or just "sup".
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