I am not an orange, often serendipitous, and filled with meat!.
My Self-Summary
Grew up in Iowa, lived in Seattle where it rains, Chicago where it
rained while I was there, Los Angeles (ok it was Irvine, but I went
to clubs in LA sometimes) where it pretty much straight up flooded
the year I was there, Denver where it was definitely raining when I
left, and now I'm in DC (well near it anyway) where it has been
raining since I arrived.
Fortunately I enjoy
rain and hope to see more of it in the
future.
I was the Kid that was bored in AP classes in high school, and so I
didn't bother with college, well I went for a bit, but as it turns
out they were just a more expensive rehash of things I already knew
so I left.
Anyway... I worked for Amazon at more or less the height of the dot
com era, did some consulting all over the place after that, I did a
stint with the DoD where I was bored to the point of wishing I was
the kind of person that could contemplate suicide (see how meta
that was) but now I'm working for Verizon, which will hopefully
turn out to be fun or interesting or failing that maybe they will
at least let me fix some bugs or something worthwhile to society in
general in return for money which I will use to buy stuff,
nerdy stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved into an apartment here in Reston, not really doing
anything, working, playing video games, probably start feeling out
the dc area nightlife and stuff in the coming weeks.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the back of my skull my
subconscious is busy at work
trying to unlock the
secrets of the universe,
if it goes
ding I
will let you know.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm
dancing,
they probably notice that first...
then (or otherwise) that I have hair and the hair that I have is
long...
after that people generally start making shit up that really is
more about them than it is about me, but I'll typically go along
with it because honestly breaking through most people's bullshit
just isn't worth it.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like
scifi, and
science nonfiction
stuff,
goth/
industrial/
ebm music and for food I'm big
on
indian,
thai,
chinese, the sort of stuff
you expect IT consultant types to eat...
If those sort of things aren't your thing, I might be willing to
expand your horizons. :p
Oh and that
being
human show that was on BBC was amazing, so I'm assuming it
won't get a second series, but it was good, you should go watch the
hell out of it.
The six things I could never do without
Sometimes I wish the apocalypse would hurry up, because I am so god
damned sick of worrying about things...
I mean I quit smoking, that wasn't even remotely challenging for
me, I'm sure I'd survive without my really big tv, xbox, computer,
fios,
thai food,
dvr,
regular expressions and
buffy dvds.
wait... no I'm sure I'd still find a use for the
regular expressions,
I'm keeping them and that is final.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
time.
No really.
I'm not certain but I think that the expansion of the universe has
nothing to do with
space, but rather,
time.
See all these massive objects (like
galactic clusters and
stuff) are
gravity wells, and we all know that time
runs slower in a
gravity well... so you have these little
pockets of
space
where
time is running
slower, and between them large areas where it is running much much
faster... and so like it isn't the
space between us that is growing, it is
the
TIME.
then again, isn't that the same thing... :)
On a typical Friday night I am
I reserve the right to be doing just about anything on a Friday
night and
stupid questions on
the internet can't stop me.
Most likely though, I'll be working late, then coming home and
either playing video games or getting changed into more black than
I wore to the office and heading to a nightclub to get my
dance on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
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