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26 M Philadelphia, PA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 1:06pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a fine mix of all sorts of sarcastic, chivalrous, outgoingly reserved, and chill. I can't stand unnecessary drama, so if you've got a load of that, please carry it elsewhere. I'm geeky enough to build a computer, but well-rounded enough to paint something cool, or play a fun sport.

I traveled a whole lot growing up, vacations that is, and probably at least drove through every state in the US. My uncle also lives in Hawaii, who I went out with my family to visit when I was thirteen or so. I've been to the northernmost point in the US in Maine, and the southernmost point in Key West. I've seen the Grand Canyon, Mount Rushmore, and quite a few National Parks.

I'm a big animal fan. Not so much cats, because I'm a bit allergic, but I love dogs. I will entertain a cat with a laser pointer any day however.

I dig various outdoor things. Hiking, biking, walking, kayaking, etc. I have a boat. A few boats actually, and that is awesome.

I'm most sarcastic, which some people actually pick up before I have to tell them.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in Philly and pursuing a degree in Interactive Digital Media at Drexel. I'm pretty pumped.

I'm getting back into the running/working out scene, and always looking to try out a new sport/league or some sort.

I'm a recent uncle! I have a smaller family, but they're the best.
I’m really good at
-Genuine manners and sincerity
-Being sarcastic
-Outdoorsy things
-Indoorsy things
-BS'ing essays
-Chewing with my mouth closed
-Dog whispering
The first things people usually notice about me
My reddish facial hair, I suppose. I have a beard. It is tremendous.

Also I can be somewhat goofy given I'm comfortable enough with who I'm around. Otherwise I'm relatively reserved and drop sarcasm like it's hot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Not a huge reader, but I recently read the first book of the A Song of Ice and Fire series. Always open to cool suggestions.

Movies: Not horrendously picky. I'll like a good psychological thriller, or sometimes a goofy comedy. Sci-fi/fantasy can be rather cool, or hilariously terrible. (Either way I would watch it.) War movies can be cool, as can a good drama. Basically, if it's not horrendous, I'll watch it at least once.

Shows: I mainly watch stuff online, but recently I've been into Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, House, The Blacklist, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Community, and Futurama.

Music: I usually go through phases of music. Currently it's been some Guster, Mumford and Sons, Chvrches, Muse, Pinback, Kimbra, Grouplove, Fun., The National, Miike Snow, Bastille, Coldplay, Sigur Ros, some occasional edm, and a sprinkling of completely random music.

Food: I appreciate any and all food. I would say I like one thing more than the other, but I generally just love food. For those that consider beer food, I like most stuff, but usually prefer to avoid lite beers.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People watching/mocking. People are pretty entertaining.
On a typical Friday night I am
Indoor soccer at home in New Jersey right now. That ends at the end of March.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm very motherly when rather drunk. I wind up cleaning stuff, consoling sad/angry drunks, or distributing blankets to passed out people.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to laugh, you're not blandly normal, and you'd like to message me first. I'm sort of awful at first messages, sarcasm and humor don't always translate too swell in text.