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mattchaney

35 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey. My name's Matt.

I make music and sound effects for video games, ride a motorbike, wear a beard, and play a mean ass ukulele.

I work lots and lots and I love it. When I'm not working I tend to roll solo, but I'm trying to put myself out there more. I guess that's why I'm on here... To meet someone to join in on adventures. Adventures are super fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoyin' the fuck outta it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good with my hands, quick on my feet, and I always go with my gut.

See also: Cursin' like a goddamn sailor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A convenience store clerk once told me this: "I like very much your beard. Looks like king." It's the best compliment I've ever recieved. Hands down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like anything good that comes from the heart. Cause heart's all that matters, right? I say "Fuck Yeah!"

If you want a list, here's a partial one...

Books: Jorge Luis Borges, Tom Robbins, Haruki Murakami, Philip K Dick, Vladamir Nabokov.

Music: Marvin Gaye, Otis Redding, Willie Nelson, Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth.

Movies: David Cronenberg, David Lynch, Paul Thomas Anderson, Michel Gondry, Coen Brothers.

TV: Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Mr Show, Twin Peaks, It's Always Sunny.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Air seems to be pretty important.
2. And water is super key.

What else?

3. Coffee is good.
4. Whiskey as well.

That's a disproportionate amount of liquids, so two more solid ones:

5. "Your mom" jokes.
6. Your mom.

Nice. I did it!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wonder how many songs about butts there are in the world. Like, how long could you go just straight listening to people sing about butts? Probably quite a while.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Livin' life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
You should message me if
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You think I might float your boat...