I don’t know if you have ever heard the one-liner that “Man can be perfectly happy sitting on a warm rock” but I’m pretty much that guy. Simple and easy to keep happy. I’m sure you’re up to the task.

My favorite thing to do on a Sunday morning is to get the paper, make breakfast, brew a pot of coffee and read the paper front to back. That’s my time to relax. I also enjoy woodworking--making tables, chairs, desks, bookcases and such. I’ve recently tried photography. So far, I’ve taken hundreds of bad pictures. On nice days, driving around with the car top down is great. And, I like everyone else, I like dining out, sitting by bodies of water of varying sizes and shapes, and watching movies on the couch.

I am employed. I’m a programmer/analyst at a fortune five hundred company. Basically, I do algebra for people who don’t want to do there own algebra. Also, sometimes I have to try to predict the future.

And…I’ve learned some life lessons along the way. Personal disasters will happen. Loved ones will die and lovers will leave you. But, what the Lord taketh, he also giveth back. Children are born. New love is found. What comes around, goes around.

Messing with the data.
Producing saw dust.
Fairly good at cooking. Sometime in my mid twenties I decided I had to learn to cook because I simply did not want any more hot pockets.

Favorite books: The five books in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy.

Favorite Movies: The Blues Bothers, Animal House, Super Troopers.

Food: I do not like green eggs and ham. Sam can have them.

Depends on the day. If I see something humorous that day, it's usually that.

doing the same thing I do every night--trying to take over the world.

I like to watch Judge Judy…and take sides.

You should message me if you have an easy going personality. You should message me you are intelligent, not necessarily book smart, but intelligent nonetheless. You should message me if you have a good sense of humor. You don’t have to be funny yourself but you must appreciate a good sense of humor.