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matteo-11

29 M Glendale, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe its best to live, laugh, love...can't go wrong if you enjoy the three together
I'm Laid back to the point of comatose till something peaks my interest and I refused to deal wth high school drama when I was in hs and I won't now either,has anyone else noticed 99% of people never grow up past their bad hs habits...I swear at work 40yr olds still have jock cliques and spread rumors like wildfires when they're jealous of someone... used to live in cali, moved to az in 01. I enjoy the more down to earth feel here as opposed to high strung cali life
I have the wisdom of a 60yr old and the heart of an 8yr old, I have to browse the toy aisle whenever I'm at the store and will be sidetracked easily by ginormous bouncy balls!
I'm an eternal optimist with a dry,sarcastic approach to life. I refuse to judge anything I've never tried, and ill try everything once, even dying, though I think ill try that later (remember kids, that which doesn't kill you...merely delays the inevitable, and if you're smart you'll learn,grow and be stronger from it)
I'm a cancer with scorpio moon and leo rising

I love knowledge and absorb it as quickly as I dispense it lol.
I'm an open book, ask and receive :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a lot, at DPS. Mostly getting myself comfortable and enjoying life...I hike, bowl and see movies with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the idea guy, the advice giver, the planner and the organizer. I tend to be the best listener hearing both sides of a story and sorting out the happy median. I'm very logical but also enjoy approaching problems from unusual angles...

In school I was the hub of a wheel and every clique was the spokes...I was friends with everyone and could talk with nerds, translate it t jocks and make the clowns laugh as I did it all sarcastically.

I've always seemed older for my age and tended to get along with kids parents in school more so than my own peers lol. I'm logical and straight foward. Sometimes even bluntly honest.I strive to be more a king of all trades, than just a jack, but I love art...all forms I can get my hands on...I have degrees in animation and graphic design and love metalworking, wood working and ceramics
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue? I'm tall (6'2") athletic build, my eyes change colors frequently, I'm usually laughing and I'm always a smartass but never a jackass
Lately everyone has said I sound like seth rogen and look like channing tatum...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The lists are immensely long:
Books:looking glass wars,heir trilogy,seven realms,the secrets of the immortal nicholas flammel,winter of the world trilogy, peirs anthony, song in the silence, her majesty's wizard, the tery, enders game(plus the numerous sequels and anything orson scott card really),eragon, sherlock holmes and a whole mass of comics lol

Movies: anything with sandra bullock, will smith, ryan reynolds, christophe walkin, etc...love the marvel, dc and transformer movies, serenity, how to train your dragon, pixar, disney, etc

Shows: firefly, the walking dead, stargate, dead like me, burn notice, supernatural, smallville, justified, reaper, robot chicken, thundercats, transformers, mentalist, drop dead diva, family guy, dan vs., generator rex, invader zim, birds of prey, documentaries on animals, space, earth, how things are made and how we've killed mass amounts of other people over the years

Music: anything but nails on a chalkboard

Food: I've never been able to swallow menudo, everything else is edible in my book...mexican,bbq and italian are high on my lists though
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love/sex
Knowledge
Friends
Animals
Humor
The "bear" necessites
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, I like to be a few steps ahead and see the bigger picture...I already have goals in 5yrs and retirement. I still love surprises and know things don't always go according to plan, but I believe luck favors the prepared, then I can just sit back and enjoy the ride
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Why would Wendy want to leave Never-Never Land? I mean, Peter has a great job—fighting pirates. Adoring co-workers. A nice tribe of natives as neighbors. The real estate is fantastic: There are beaches, mountains, tree houses. And the commute isn't bad, just the second star to the left and on till morning. What's the downside to an enchanted island, besides the fairy infestation

I don't divide people into, say, nerds or jocks. I divide most people, into two camps: those who explode like fireworks, and those with dull cow eyes. I try and surround myself with nerds. I like people who fill up like helium balloons when talking about topics, hobbies, or news stories that are important to them. There are far too many people in this world who just sit there, chew their cud and moo.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If the #.2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #.2?

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
(Edit: yes they can, but its called chunkin dunkin!)

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'Anagram'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
with friends or family, or just bein a bum and watching movies or playin games(video,board or card) at home
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lol...that's a matter of perspective really...when concerning my own life nothings too private...I like talking about anything and everything

Fun thought: I think people have love and relationships all wrong...everyone seems to think. If you are with someone you should love only one person indefinitely, but I like to think being in a relationship involves falling in love wth many people, after all, I'm not the same person I was 5yrs ago, and id certainly hope I'm not the same 5yrs from now...so I think life is about falling in love over and over...and if you're real lucky, it'll be with the same person, and they will continue to fall in love with whom you become as well... that's my philisophical moment...stay tuned :-)
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm your kinda crazy and you'd like to get to know me...

Deal breakers for me are:

SMOKING-I'm allergic, not my fault, but in enclosed spaces with cigarettes my eyes and throat swell shut?

LYING/DRAMA-this goes with communication, without proper communication no business, friendship or relationship can survive long. I've tolerated down right heart crushing info because its an honest opinion...but lying isn't tolerable I've ended relationships numerous times for this reason alone