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  • Ages 27–37
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My details

Last online
Oct 7
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Christianity and laughing about it
High school
Has kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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So, about me. I'm a asshole. Not one of those mean hateful assholes, but still an asshole. I live my life to my own standards. I could really give a shit less about what anyone thinks of me. Besides my wife and kids, but yeah that's pretty much it.

Alright, if ya got this far, read on. Deep down, I'm a nice guy despite my rough go fuck yourself first impression. I really do care far more about others than I do for myself. Better to give than to receive type of guy. Doesn't make a lot of sense, but it is what it is.

I'm not one of these ''hey baby'' types. They disgust me. Like, A LOT. I like getting to actually know someone. Be a friend first, & if it goes somewhere. Great. If not, well I at least made a friend. I do however like people who would be considered maybe just a bit "off". I don't much care for the so called "normal" people of the world. They get a bit boring.

My marriage is different than most. We are polyamorous. My wife has a boyfriend. He's an alright guy. The whole polyamory thing is far to complex to explain on here. But I'll gladly talk about it, just ask. Suffice it to say though, it works for some folks, not others.

So for some little details about me I reckon. I would likely be labeled a redneck by society as a whole. Not that I really give a flying fuck about what society thinks about me, but whatever. People are inherently stupid. I like working on trucks, building stuff, shooting, dirt roads, fishing ( that's been a long while ), cooking out, talking politics, and a lot of other cliché stuff.

Hey take a chance, get to know me. I love to have a good conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work. Keeping the bills paid & food on the table. Trying to help bring a bit of happiness to others. Working on starting a business. Doing my damnedest to give my kids a better life than I had as a kid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out answers to obscure problems in life.

Accepting folks for who they are. Even if I can be somewhat mouthy about it at times, or just blatantly rude about it.

Looking like I'm mad at the world. I gotten it down to an art form really. Not an art form I really want, but one I still got anyways.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How in the fuck would I know. I'm not fucking psychic. I wish I was. Then I'd be filthy fucking rich.

What a stupid fucking question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A lot of stuff. I like learning new things.

Movies: Shooter, Monty Python, Hustle & Flow. Willy Wonka, Star Trek, Kelly's Heros, Star Wars, And a hell of a lot more.

Shows: Grimm, Warehouse 13, Justified, Burn Notice, Covert Affairs, Battlestar, Enterprise, And others

Music: Just about everything.

Food: I'm Texan. Figure it out :)
My wife is vegan, and I'm mostly vegetarian at home. Food can be somewhat varied for us.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family. Firearms, Books, Radio, Cheesy B movies, Tatoos. Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The inability of most people to have a coherent thought, and who are judgemental asshole's. Why do they reproduce at an alarming rate. Must be modern society's lack of personal accountability. It's always someone else's fault don't ya know.

People in general. I'm a people watcher. It's like bird watching, just people, & most people are just flat tucking stupid. Seriously, If Americans were able to care more about the world than Kim Kardashian's ass. The world might be a better place.

Why it's more accepted to have an affair or cheat on your partner than have a committed non-monogamous relationship. Explain that one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hang with the wife. Getting coffee & hitting some back roads. Wondering why the people on this site are such chicken shits. Y'all are always "oh I need a man to talk to", & damn near none of you will fucking message a guy on here. Especially a married guy. So ya think I'm a cheater do ya, then grow a set and call me on it. First thing I'll do is message you back with the link to my wife's profile on here. Dumbass!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a open book. Don't ask the question though if you dont really want the answer. I'm brutally honest. Also I'm probably more of a feminist than most feminists.
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