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mattgunguy

32 M Springfield, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Here's my self summary. I'm married and she's wonderful. We're polyamorus. You're not open minded enough to understand. Not like any of you closed minded asshole's are going to message me anyways. I'm going to be myself. Don't like it, I don't care. I'm fairly happy with myself most days. You think this makes me sound like an asshole, then get to know me. I'll gladly prove ya wrong. So have a merry fucking day and kiss my ass :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing my best for my family that I can, and trying to bring some happiness to those that I can. The world is way to up tight.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shooting stuff (not a hunter though) . Pissing people off without trying to (really it's more of an art form). My wife is vegan ( like strict soy free vegan ), so I have gotten good at cooking vegan.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My innate ability to see through peoples bullshit & facades. I don't much care for the stupid people games. So if you're a dumb fuck hater who's so pissed st their own fucked up life, you feel the need to bash mine. Go fuck yourself. I really truly do not give a damn what you've got to say.

I don't speak until I have something to say. That I generally look mad for some reason.

Tattoos. I like em
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A lot of stuff. I like learning new things.

Movies: Shooter, Monty Python, Hustle & Flow. Willy Wonka, Star Trek, Kelly's Heros, Star Wars, And a hell of a lot more.

Shows: Grimm, Warehouse 13, Justified, Burn Notice, Covert Affairs, Battlestar, Enterprise, And others

Music: Just about everything.

Food: I'm Texan. Figure it out :)
My wife is vegan, and I'm mostly vegetarian at home. Food can be somewhat varied for us.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family. Firearms, Books, Radio, Cheesy B movies, Tatoos. Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The inability of most people to have a coherent thought, and who are judgemental asshole's. Why do they reproduce at an alarming rate. Must be modern society's lack of personal accountability. It's always someone else's fault don't ya know.

People in general. I'm a people watcher. It's like bird watching, just people, & most people are just flat tucking stupid. Seriously, as a whole we are mean, jealous, violent, to quick to over react, way to eager to judge what's different in others & try to destroy it. So why can't the world just slow the hell down to enjoy the beauty in the world & in each other. That may or may not be a rhetorical question.

Also, whats the deal with 2.5 kids. Is the economy so screwed that most people are pawning half a kid. Seems mean to me.

Why it's more accepted to have an affair or cheat on your partner than have a committed non-monogamous relationship. Explain that one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hang with the wife. Getting coffee & hitting some back roads. Wondering why the people on this site are such chicken shits. Y'all are always "oh I need a man to talk to", & damn near none of you will fucking message a guy on here. Especially a married guy. So ya think I'm a cheater do ya, then grow a set and call me on it. First thing I'll do is message you back with the link to my wife's profile on here. Dumbass!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a open book. Don't ask the question though if you dont really want the answer. I'm brutally honest. It screws me often, people don't really like the truth because people are fucking STUPID...

I'm probably more of a feminist than you are.
You should message me if
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