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33 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 25
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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tall white dude with exotic heart.

but to fill in the gaps: a focused daydreamer that loves watching movies and reading when not climbing to the top of the nearest hill or swimming in the nearest river. my spirit animal seems to change from year to year, but is currently the common egret.

prefer traversing dark alleys in lieu of clubbing.

wish more people would ride their bike with me. love a good bicycle gang.
What I’m doing with my life
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A vagabond wishing to find his eagle eating a snake on a cactus growing on an island in a desert valley lake. A landscape designer who fetishizes the US Army Corps and believes in space-time transcendence through infrastructural works as aesthetic experience. A recent New Orleans orphan who misses the bounce scene.
I’m really good at
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keeping my mustache clean
The first things people usually notice about me
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is either my height or red beard. please do not ask me if i highlight my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino, The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga, The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, White Noise by Don DeLillo, The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera, etc.

movies: Los viajes del viento, Pedro Almodovar, Lars von Trier, the Coen Brothers, Wong Kar Wai, etc.

shows: The Daily Show, Treme, The Wire

music: colombian, Bobby "Blue" Bland, Dylan, Dr. John, Nina Simone, The Velvet Underground, Yo La Tengo, Leonard Cohen, Fuck Buttons, Jelly Roll Morton, Can, Calle 13, etc, etc, etc.

food: just about everything. thai young coconuts!
The six things I could never do without
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thai young coconuts!
the internet
a garden
a woman
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the landscape and our relation to it.

and food.

probably more of the latter, honestly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
enjoying a cocktail by the fire. but without the fire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I despise rose water
You should message me if
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you wanna come up with an elaborate narrative on how we met...