I'm Matthew. I like to think I'm clever, and it is really working
for me. My heart tells me not to end sentences in text messages
with periods, but my mind keeps saying "do it, it's good for
you..." I am a great friend. I always have my phone so I'm the guy
people text when they are bored at midnight. I have resided in
Oregon for 23 years. I am 23. I spent 20 of those wondrous years in
Ashland, then moved up to Portland to attend PSU. I then graduated
with a degree in social sciences. Now I live with Joe and Garrett
in goose hollow. To summarize my self summary, I'm the guy the
parents and kids love because I'm a gentleman and I listen. I like
anyone who isn't obnoxious.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at Markham elementary as a sports and homework contractor.
Outside of that, I love playing ultimate, soccer, basketball,
football, video games. I like botany and growing plants/trees,
sleeping, and making foods for myself to eat. I have 3 created
geckos, Augustus, Hera and Athena.
I’m really good at
Making that's what she said jokes. Being hilarious. Growing a
beard. Sleeping anytime. Rearranging the dishwasher after my
roommates load it because they never maximize the load space. They
can't load a dishwasher. I can grow or care for any plant. I have
never killed a plant. Well, only the ones that had it coming
Using negative space for emphasis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have straight teeth. I'm in shape. I'm white. Blue eyes. Tattoos,
19 total. Your mom. Insecure guys like to call me gay a lot because
I am pretty funny with my male friends. I don't care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lord of the rings, tree of life, fight club (but don't talk about
it) chronicle, it's kind of a funny story, drive, pulp fiction,
reservoir dogs, Goodfellas.
Supernatural, Dexter, breaking bad, the OC, the office,
workaholics, band of brothers, suits, lost tapes, futurama, South
park, modern marvels, battlestar galactica, how I met your
Snakes! Snakes! Snakes!, El-p, chiddy bang, arcade fire, xx, jonsi,
cage, explosions in the sky, bloc party, why?, yeasayer, killer
Mike, Interpol, das racist, active child, young girls, brand new,
despot, Mr. muthafuckin eXquire, modest mouse, cage, bon iver,
Kendrick Lamar. I don't like listening to music I haven't had a
chance to listen to alone first
The six things I could never do without
Empathy, trust, rationality, love, relationships and ultimate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to pump this shit like they do in the future.
I look around a lot. I am very spatially aware and thus enjoy
grandiose scenery, be it urban or wild. I strongly associate
memories with physical locations.
I guess Portland has run out of girls because everyone I quick
match is from fucking Washington. I like WA, but I don't live
How we are pushing our whole planet to it's limits just to fucking
see what happens. Great plan, humans.
On a typical Friday night I am
I will be one of four places, maybe even all four if the night
allows. Jokes. I allow the night, not vice versa.
Sitting on my balcony watching the Fremont bridge make sunset love
to Mt St Helens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The whole design got my mind crying if I'm lying I'm dying, shit
You should message me if
Your self summary does not read like a poorly written,
uninformative lump of shitty phrases like "I'm a fun loving
whatever but I can also take it easy, shit," cause let's be real,
you aren't. You just aren't. If you're interested in saying hello,
I might just throw one your way too.