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matthunziker

29 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jan 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I moved to New York from the Midwest a few years ago and I enjoy rye whiskey and catnaps.
What I’m doing with my life
I write for the Onion and write and perform at the Upright Citizens Brigade, plus have a day-job for a music publishing company.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty talkative. I have a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music: Pixies, The Clash, Joy Division, New Order, Radiohead, The Smiths, Wu-Tang, Beastie Boys, Elvis Costello, Gang of Four, Pulp, Pavement, Oneohtrix Point Never, The Field, Boards of Canada, Bjork, Bowie, The Velvet Underground, My Bloody Valentine, Converge, Fiona Apple, Danny Brown, Kate Bush, McLusky (I read Pitchfork a lot)

movies: Blade Runner, Melancholia, Rosemary's Baby, Punch Drunk Love, Slap Shot

books: The Master and Margarita, Moscow to the End of the Line, His Dark Materials, Watership Down, Paradise Lost

tv: Arrested Development, The Simpsons, The UK Office, Newsradio, Seinfeld, The Kids In The Hall
The six things I could never do without
salmon
Larabars
yerba matte
air-conditioning
the notes app on my phone
the cuisine of the Middle East
On a typical Friday night I am
usually doing a show at the Upright Citizens Brigade early in the night and then meeting up with friends afterwards, sometimes going to another comedy show or a concert or a party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Pretty much anything. I hang out with a lot of comedians so I tend to overshare.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
That seems like a good use of your time! I dunno!