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matthunziker

29 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I moved to New York from the Midwest a few years ago and I enjoy rye whiskey and catnaps.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write for the Onion and write and perform at the Upright Citizens Brigade, plus have a day-job for a music publishing company.
I’m really good at
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karaoke
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty talkative. I have a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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music: Pixies, The Clash, Joy Division, New Order, Radiohead, The Smiths, Wu-Tang, Beastie Boys, Elvis Costello, Gang of Four, Pulp, Pavement, Oneohtrix Point Never, The Field, Boards of Canada, Bjork, Bowie, The Velvet Underground, My Bloody Valentine, Converge, Fiona Apple, Danny Brown, Kate Bush, McLusky (I read Pitchfork a lot)

movies: Blade Runner, Melancholia, Rosemary's Baby, Punch Drunk Love, Slap Shot

books: The Master and Margarita, Moscow to the End of the Line, His Dark Materials, Watership Down, Paradise Lost

tv: Arrested Development, The Simpsons, The UK Office, Newsradio, Seinfeld, The Kids In The Hall
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
salmon
Larabars
yerba matte
air-conditioning
the notes app on my phone
the cuisine of the Middle East
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, writing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually doing a show at the Upright Citizens Brigade early in the night and then meeting up with friends afterwards, sometimes going to another comedy show or a concert or a party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Pretty much anything. I hang out with a lot of comedians so I tend to overshare.
You should message me if
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That seems like a good use of your time! I dunno!