apparently there's some unwritten rule on OKC for ladies to write "message me if you know the difference between there, their, and they're".
Uh, girls, why don't you just tell them "no dumbasses allowed".
Then again, I'm sure that cuts out half of your prospective dates, and well hey, I guess a free dinner beats preparing that kale-infused pizza you got at trader joes. A girl's gotta eat right?
No! Don't just feed your body! Make sure to feed your brain! Any dinner without scrumptious conversation is lacking in the essential nutrients funium and laughtonius. Make sure you get your several servings a day.
And when I'm not engaged in word play, I'm a bit of a grammar nazi, well more of a grammar enthusiast actually. It makes my day to use a semi-colon; the red-head step child of the punctuation family.
I'm actually a nerd/geek. Like big time. It won't work unless you are too! Let's have some chemistry though so its not just all looks, wit, and playful banter; although admittedly those don't hurt your chances.
So for all you dungeons and dragons fans. Im definitely lawful evil, greatest of all alignments save perhaps true neutral.
There's also a character on a popular TV show you may have seen, loosely based on me : barney stintson.
Although you could make the argument that he is chaotic neutral.
But lets be serious. You probably looked at my photos before reading this profile.
So if my message just says "Hiii" its because typing in this app is harder than just texting.