Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'm a 32 year old political consultant,
CSULA dropout, but believe me Ive paid my tuition to business
school. Traveled across the country with a titan of my industry for
a year after which i paid my own way to my own satellite office.
Which due to bad information promptly tanked.
Now I work for his direct competitor. And I'm kicking more ass than
ever. It's almost like an epic.
When you work with tigerd don't be shocked when one takes a Swipe
at you. Ive rin a business, lived in vegas as a pro poker player,
traveled across the country living out of suitcase and done the
live with the gf thing. So after all that life experience I know
exactly who I am, what I'm about and the types of experienced I
enjoy, and one thing about travelling spring for the hot breakfast.
I literally paid bonuses for high production to bums wth
continental breakfast muffins.
Never been married, and no kids. Woohoo so while Theres that
acronym I keep hearing DILF. I'm a DINK (double income no
So it's funny because in my 30s I spend way more time a colleges
than I ever did in my 20s. And although I don't party as often as I
did in my 20s, nowadays its much more meaningful.
Wthat I mean is while monday-friday im a Political consultant On
the weekends im still that guy who wants to bbq with his friends. I
can enjoy a beer or two or even an aged scotch.But I don't want to
get blackout drunk. Yuck. I want to live! Go on a hike. Watch knife
party live. Run a half marathon. Win big pots in poker.
Speaking of poker, half the year I spend in vegas as a professional
poker player. You dont want to meet me on the poker table. I don't
want to meet me on the poker table. *shudder*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a political consultant! What does that mean? You mean you don't
know? It's okay I dint either. My job functions are similat to
barney stintsons wear suits everyday, say a lot of catch phrases
and make sure that struggling students are able to go to school.
Although I can't go to strip clubs, its against my ethos to pay a
woman to take her clothes off, I do love ne a viet cafe. Or a
korean kareoke house. Woohoo!
But seriously. I open offices in major cities, gather support for
candidates or issues, and train teams of people to do the same type
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Every game known to humanity. I'm the ender wiggins of gaming. (If
you dont know ender wiggins, fine im the paul atreides of gaming,
if you don't know ender or paul we probably shouldnt be
If you can continually beat me at any turn based game, ill be
infinitely more interested than if you had perfect measurements
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall asian guy in a shirt and tie. Everything else they make up in
their own mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dune, divergent, hyperion, enders game, graphic novels, marvel,
aoa, house of m, doomwar
Inception, matrix, radio free ablemuth, the kingdom
Himym friends the office spartacus suits dexter
edm, that is all
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Magic the gathering
Vests and ties
music festivals eww not vests for raves tho
Makeup (for you not me, make me wait an hour Thats fine, just be
sure to have your makeup done)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What colleges will the kids sign the fastest at?
Are you sure this is an amber and not a red. I hope hipsters dont
move into my block, whats an appropriate present, how do I balance
the fine line between douchey fun guy, and douchey mysogynist.
"What do I need to do/say to.get him to fold" or "whats the max bet
that hell call"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays, im usually eating kbbq and then deciding whether to go
make more money for the week at commerce casino or spending it
singing into a large glass of hite at a kareoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pretty women are my one weakness. For instance even though I'm
straight edge. I'm sure I'd my date was pretty enough youd see me
rolling all weekend and whatever massive rave its going on. Ok so
pretty women and e. Sue me =p
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Heres where this profile gets serious. I tend to be non
exclusionary . Uhm having said that be reasonable. If you think im
a 6 be at least at 4. And pretty is pretty. So you can be a big
girl but I if you carry it well it's all good. Just Know that
fitness is a big part of my life so if youre not about that healthy
life. It wont work. Also you have to be reasonably smart. I also
would like to get married and have kids one day so please bring
something to the genetic table. I'm tall, athletic, and a genius.
Having said all that onto a list of reasons that let you know you
should message me.
1.) Youre politically conservative
2.) You look forward to board game night with your friends
3.) Youre totally a deception (all hail Megatron)
4) you would take the blue pill
5.) You dont talk about fight club
You read the batman comics because the villians are so cool.
6.) While walking to your closet from the shower you check yourself
6.a) you never use the phrase yolo
7.) The only weed in your life is that pest harassing your tomato
plants and not that stuff you smoked in college
8.) You have a favorite hotel brand but are still willing to
priceline a two and a half star
9.) Whole milk is your idea of heavy drinking
10.) Youd call bs on your friends if they were up to
11.) You can cook, because Im a great cleaner
12.) You believe in a higher power and you attune yourself
13.) Youd do matching halloween costumes
14.) Youre a total nerd/geek/dweeb and you own it
14a) your mom has ever told you not to eat something because it
would make you fat.
15.) You like anime
14b) you ate it anyway cause you're a bad girl rawr.
15a.) Yes that kind of anime. Nothing obscene mind you. No tentacle
monsters. Just upskirt shots and bouncing tits
16.) Youre over dating douche bags, but understand the conventional
attraction to them
17.) You still own hoop earrings although never find an occasion
for them anymore.
18.) You think lacy boy shorts are sexy!
18.a) you'll dress up for dinners with me.
19.) You would never wear leias golfen bikini
20.) You would totally wear that ninja mask where it covers only
half your face.
21.) You can beat me at any turnbased game. Sorry. Go, Chess
stratego, crazy 8s, big 2, pusoy dos
,22.) Your.eyebrows are prettier than mine
23.) You like graphic novels
24.) Youll invite me in. Vampire laws are so weird
24.) You agree with the statement "it feels so good to be a
25.) Youre okay with me still thinking im hood.
,26.) You also believe luke should have killed the emperor and
27.) Youre kind to strangers and children
27.) Youre team Edward
You enjoy long walks to the fridge.
Youre okay with me emotionally resetting everyday ala.50 first
Every once inawhile youd adopt the weekend motto eat sleep rave
But would still never let me wear jnco jeans.
28.) I just thought about my qualities and what type of person
would enjoy them. I think we'd get along if you were the logical
type, who has her own quirks. Think an engineer, scientist, data
analyst, banker, accountant, sales
If you are a nurse youd have to.be in case management or at the
very least not bedside.
The one person whom I dont want messaging me. The girls who put
"dont message me if yiu just want sex, hookup, pr fwb" ladies if
that's what the guy is after its better that you know upfront. Dont
ask him to lie. If you're not about that life great! One more frog
you can x out. Also
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