Tall, geeky, no kids, fit
What I'd like:
We text everyday. Go to dinner 2x a week. Crazy sex on the
weekends. Just not during the week cause I'll be too tired for
work. You have your own place and I have mine. Ta da.
Now it would super awesome if:
Likes her job but would be open to travelling with me as a
political consultant (it's a super easy job that pays well, plus
you'd learn how to do it from the best! Travelling the country
getting paid tons of money, doing a little villainy, every
princesses dream right?)
Or you're a fellow business owner. I Actually get along best with
this type of person, but will probably try to friendzone you
instantly, because well even if we stop dating we can always be in
the same mastermind circles.
now for funny nonsense:
You should message me if
- you never use the phrase yolo
- you are way smarter than the average bear.
- when you hear weed you think about that pest bothering your
tomato plants and not what you used to smoke in college
- you'd like to be the waldorf to my stantler
- the words turtle and trip throw mean something special to u
- whole fat milk is your idea of "heavy drinking"
- you enjoy long walks ....... to the fridge
- you'd love a gay best friend but you don't want to go the trouble
of finding one, so you've secretly friend zoned a guy you know that
likes you and you treat him that way
-you're open to the idea that inspector gadget is secretly dr. claw
and thats why we never see him
- you would like to "eat, sleep, rave, repeat" or alternatively the
geek version "eat sleep read repeat"
-You own bandanas AND tutus for said raving.
- Ditto on the bandana's and tutus, but for reading -=P
- you wish luke had killed the emperor and ruled the galaxy
-you would have also accepted luke killing vader and joining the
-you're excited for board game night with your friends
- you like men in suits
- you look even better in your outfit than your accessory, your
date in the suit, who convieniently drove you to dinner, and is
- you think that chef boyardee is made by the evil tomato bisque
conglomerates targeting children
- you prey for reign
- you'd never strip but respect the hustle
-you want to collect memories not possessions
- you liked rice rockets
- you never skip leg day
- you tease the bros that do
- you liked a nice fade but now dig combovers
- you understand that i'm not a business-man. I'm a BUSINESS.
_ you don't wear a helmet.
- unless it comes with the rest of your Boba fett bodysuit
-you'd like to be the council woman knope to my jerry jam
- you don't mind a mustache in movember
- our two signature poses for pictures work with each other, IE we
both have the same good side.
- you're not interested in casual sex. I always wear slacks and a
- you'd roll with cable sentinel and doom, and would never pick
magneto sentinel and storm
- you like being the little spoon
- one day you'd like to "wise fwom yo gwave" ala altered
- you can play poker
- those weren't the droids you were looking for
- you can dig that for work I'm a professional bully, so off work
I'm super nice to balance it out.
- you wish chip damage didn't exist, but since it does you embrace
it in your mixup
- you are tired of guys acting like they're Oprah on these dating
sites. "You get a dick pic! you get a dick pic! And you"
- you genuinely enjoy villain monologues and speeches
- you can find the intentional typo in this profile
- yo mama's so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia
- you are a GOAL digger. Gold diggers can get the steppin' unless
you have nice cans. Then it's cool.
- your idea of gospel music is when rick ross says
- You know which of the 11 doctors is your favorite
- you've had one night stand, but think a second one would really
balance out the room
-you get that i'm a regular guy, who smells his socks one foot at
time just like anyone else
-you've got a good message me if joke to fill in the blank
- you feel comfortable reading this profile, i type exactly like I
- you think you'd enjoy a contrast of stark reality and
- you're old enough to know the difference and young enough not to
- DON'T talk to me unless you're 100% positive. Otherwise you sound
kind of negative. -=P
- you're you, I can be me, and we have fun being we
- you get that money is fuel and you get to pick the
-And finally for sticking through this nonsense of a profile Here's
some Libertarian Porn for you. ( It's hilarious)