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mattmatic

31 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
halftime vegas/ halftime la resident.

apparently there's some unwritten rule on OKC for ladies to write "message me if you know the difference between there, their, and they're".

Uh, girls, why don't you just tell them "no dumbasses allowed".

Then again, I'm sure that cuts out half of your prospective dates, and well hey, I guess a free dinner beats preparing that kale-infused pizza you got at trader joes. A girl's gotta eat right?

No! Don't just feed your body! Make sure to feed your brain! Any dinner without scrumptious conversation is lacking in the essential nutrients funium and laughtonius. Make sure you get your several servings a day.

And when I'm not engaged in word play, I'm a bit of a grammar nazi, well more of a grammar enthusiast actually. It makes my day to use a semi-colon; the red-head step child of the punctuation family.

I'm actually a nerd/geek. Like big time. It won't work unless you are too! Let's have some chemistry though so its not just all looks, wit, and playful banter; although admittedly those don't hurt your chances.

So for all you dungeons and dragons fans. Im definitely lawful evil, greatest of all alignments save perhaps true neutral.

There's also a character on a popular TV show you may have seen, loosely based on me : barney stintson.

Although you could make the argument that he is chaotic neutral.

But lets be serious. You probably looked at my photos before reading this profile.

So if my message just says "Hiii" its because typing in this app is harder than just texting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently I still have a hold-over from a former life. Yes, as I'm sure you've guessed I was an asian mob boss. Now I'm an asian syndicate boss. Clearly a big difference.

Truthfully I'm a political mercenary, travelling across the country feeding the great war machine that is capitalism. When I'm in CA I run an office out of Pasadena.

Case in point, Today is November 9, 2013. I haven't been in Pasadena since August, Started with September in the Bay, spent October in Chicago, and now I'm in St. Louis for November, with plans to be in AZ for Dec, and then hit CA again in Jan. So yes, you can say I travel a bit..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Game theory. I'm a system engineer, and a systems manager. I view everything through that lens. Everything is a metadecision. When I play poker on the internet I'm running 20 tables at once with 6 people on each table, so there everything is already planned and scripted. Pretty much what I'm about.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyday of my life I wear a Suit and Tie. Usually it's a white shirt and red tie. Before noticing anything else, they see that and make inferences from there.

Either that, or the look in my eyes as I construct mathematical models slightly off to the right of whoever's face I'm speaking with. If you've seen "the hangover" where the guy is playing blackjack and all the numbers are flying everywhere. That's everyday life for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:

SuperSystem, Harrington on Hold'em, Ultimate Sales Machine, E-mystery, E-mystery manager, E-mystery revisited, ready fire aim, college algebra 2, d&d monsters manual 3rd edition, books with dryzzt d'urden in them

Movies:

Matrix 1,2,3 ; Saw I, Inception, memoirs of a geisha, old school, anchorman, the hangover, wedding crashers, cloud atlas, love in the time of chlolera, time travelers wife, the notebook, the great happiness space

Shows:

Baka & test, how i met your mother, parks and recs, the office, friends, poker tv shows, hells kitchen, beauty and the geek, angel beats, vampire bund, vampire + rosario, that 70's show

food:

food for the body

food for soul

food for the mind
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Heaven

2.) Introspective programming

3.) Suit & tie

4.) Exercise

5.) Family + friends

6.) Stimulation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why Will Ferrel hasn't turned Old School into what would be the greatest Trilogy of all Time.

And why on halloween does everyone dress up as their alter ego. Fit guys show off the goods as some type of warrior, hot women find a way to make any costume "sexy".

If halloween is the one day a year people get to be themselves why don't we call everyday halloween so people can be free and be who they really are.

I know I do, that's why you'll catch me in a suit every goddamn day of the year, even just to go see friends, in the words of the great barney stintson, suit up!

(Start rant:
Also Since damn okc made people clickable only by picture instead of having a random part of their profile show up also with it if you fit the physical demographic of what I'm "looking for" am I socially obligated to write you some witty and slightly off-kilter/ non-formulaic message regardless of we'd get along based on the who knows words on there ? Ugh I hope not. Maybe I'll just visit your profile 20 million times and never write you a message. "Yeah, seems legit"
end rant)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating kobe beef belly, drinking chamisul, butchering the word "gun bae" right before clinking, and then heading off to the nearest NRB.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play poker with a hello kitty iPad on the table!

You only truly know someone once you've faced them in combat. If you'd like to get to know me, introduce me to the game you're best at.

*warning* I'm a gaming beast. Like at my local card store. I'm affectionately known as the "the kraken", since the store owners call upon me to defend the honor of the store, it's as if they are releasing the kraken.

Having said that, if you can continually beat me at anything I'd be enthralled.

So I'm more interested in whats between your ears than whats between "them jeans".

Also I have limited clairvoyancy or pyschic ability. It's why I'm amazing at gambling and a great sales person. Don't ask me to demonstrate it because it's not on command it's more like I have access to information from the future on an intuitive level.

finally who are we kidding. some of the t-girls on here are hot. not that im into guy junk, but if she kept her pants on she could come with me to any party as arm candy.
You should message me if
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- You're excited when your friends plan a board game night

- You enjoy superhero movies because you think the bad guys are cool

-You will have a couple drinks with me cause i get too wound up during the work week and want to relax and enjoy myself on the weekends but im too wound up to know that.

-you have a strategic mind and understand poker or would be willing to learn the game to listen to my work stories and provide positive feedback

like i'd rather hear you say " you should have shoved on tha donkey on the turn" instead of "it'll be alright". assuming of course that i should have shoved the turn which IMO is almost always right, shut down the draws!

-you like naps

- you're a poke master, a practitioner of yugio, you have a WoW night elf, you only play the elite LoL heroes or you're a gamer of the highest orders you play magic or poker

- you are super smart and are over all the social pretense but understand its role and have fun with the roles assigned you

- you can tell i'm not half as douchey as this profile suggests but will still play along for laughs

- You also believe that Inspector Gadget is Dr. Claw and that's why they never show his face only an arm and a chair

- you secretly miss AIM and your SN was laughably horrible when you think about it today

- you think that PUAs are douches but still go out with them anyways cause they are just more fun =p

-you exercise for aesthetics

- While watching a battle scene in a movie you think "gee that's not how I would have planned that attack at all"

- You count android sheep

- You know what yaoi and yuri are

- You've actually started writing your book and aren't just talking about it

- Your idea of heavy drinking is whole fat milk

- When the kids challenge you to drink you unleash frank the tank on them

- You'd like to visit cybertron

- You're a genius and understand the effect that girly giggling has on the male pysche/ego

- You NEVER use the phrase YOLO

- You ALWAYS use the phrase "do you even lift bro?"

- You never skip leg day.

- You can vibe with the motto "eat, sleep, rave, repeat"

- you like mustache fingers

- youd like to meet a real life ninja

-you dont wear a helmet

-youre witty enough to add a reason to this list. so far they are all mine.

-You actually wished that luke had joined vadar and killed the emperor

-youre okay with me emotionally resetting everyday ala 50 first dates

-You think we'd make for a cutesy disney villian couple minus all the bumbling ineptitudes

- You have a guy friend who isn't gay, but you treat him like he's your gay best friend because you want one, but don't want to go the trouble of finding a gay guy.

- You own garter belts, and wear them even though noone else gets to see them

- You don't wear fishnets

-You think about wearing hoops and then always decide not to

- You know what level you're on

Level

L 1.) Ak is good i'm shipping on him,
L 2.) Ak is bad he's on 10-10
L 3.) He has 10-10 he must lay down to AK
L 4.) He knows I'm on AK he can call with 10-10.
L 5.) Ak is good I'm shipping on him.

- You enjoy long romantic walks ... to the fridge

-You believe megatron and starscream have one of the most interesting relationships in fiction

- Your mom has ever told you to not eat food because you'll get fat

- you ate it anyway

- You believe a couple compromising means "today i'll do my thing, and I'll see you another day"

- you read Wikipedia, reddit, tv tropes, or random fb posts just for the comments for fun

- You can find the intentional typo in this profile

-You really enjoy EDM music, and feel like it's secret agent music

- when u hear "weed" you think about those pests annoying your tomato plants and not that stuff you smoked in college

-you didn't write that you're not looking for sex. Yes we get it you're a girl, you can get sex whenever you want, and tbh if you're cute I probably do want to have sex with you. But like on date three after spending roughly 8 hours total hanging out and having sent a minimum of 200 texts with probably a few phone calls even before we first meet up =p

-You are over standing around in a parking lot smoking cigarettes with people that you will see next week anyway

- You want to escape your 9-5 and are interested in travelling the country

-You've partied it up and are now interested in brunches, bikerides, and the occasional groupon

-youd chase away a schoolbus in the philippines if it was bothering your neighborhood "taho" guy

-In your youth you were a hard-core liberal and now you've begrudglingly been forced into conservativism.

-You love weekend trips from LA to Lodi, but are over that horrible 7 hour car drive.

- you can fold kings preflop or bottomset on the flop"

-you want to text endlessly

-you think its cute that im forgetful and will be excited to hear the same stories from me once a month

-you get that at 31 i want a wife house and kids. but you also get that life isnt a train schedule so theres no rush

-Your think 18 years old is acceptable, when it comes to scotch

- You care more about wit and humor, than good looks and a bad boy attitude. Although it's not like you have to give up either package. -=P

- you dig awesome monologues like the ones in glen Gary glen Ross, 25th hour, shutter island, and even the matrix