I am Bruno, not-straight, and total fashionista.
My Self-Summary
my self-summary. i am unnormal type guy. i'm one of those crazy
kids who knows it all and has all the answers.. except i realize i
really have an incredibly low level of intelligence, so i'm doing
my best to improve that. the okcupid questions and tests have been
helping me to learn new things
What I’m doing with my life
i'm sorry girls, especially older girls, i have nothing to offer
you in
way of financial security. I'm years away from settling down and
raising a family along with a series of lovable household pets. I
am highly motivated, extremely driven, and very self-focused. this
translates into me not being available as much as certain people
would like me to be. i can't spend hours on the phone each day. I
care, i really do, but i can't devote too much time to being a
lover-boy. I respect women completely and enjoying meeting new
people. I found that being direct and open with people is not only
ethical but also more efficient, and healthier. I am open to dating
but nothing too serious, too fast. i need my space. I'm very much a
loner type person, naturally introverted despite being highly
social. basically in a nut shell - i love the people in my life and
will always be there for them in a time of need, but i require a
large amount of time to my self and am extremely consumed with my
goals, etc. I get along well with people who are inquisitive,
people who are curious and like to learn new things. i read a lot.
i rarely watch tv. i enjoy consuming alcohol about once a week, i'm
on a ridiculously strict diet that can be boring if i happen to be
dating a 'foodie' and she wants me to try all these foods but i
won't. i don't watch violence or horror (or the news), ever.. i
have a real strict policy with that one. i happen to be extremely
flexible, adaptable, and easy-going...i just know what i like and
don't like.. and choose not to engage with people, places, or
things that don't appeal to me. i like people who possess qualities
like consideration and kindness. i don't like laughing at the
expense of others. i'm a lot more empathetic than i'd like to be,
and it's often a liability. i don't get along well with very
mainstream, straight-edge, listen to your parents, go to grad
school, become a lawyer type people. i like sex and will often
bring it up in conversation if i feel like it. i believe growing up
in this society we've been programed for censorship in a lot of
ways and it's a barrier to connection with other people, and it
hinders our ability to freely express ourselves. i setup this
okcupid thing so i can chat with people while i work on computer
related things. i run a martial arts school by profession. i teach
martial arts, do personal coaching, and even made money as a date
coach. that was fun. i spend a lot of time studying marketing.
lately its been marketing, marketing, marketing. sometimes i forgot
to stop working and will stay up and skip a night's sleep here and
there. when i do decide to hangout, it's a lot of fun for me cause
i am so extreme with my discipline at times, that's it's like
letting a wild animal out of a cage. i view chatting as a fun and
harmless way to get to make new friends and connect with people and
joke around and break up the tension of the day. if i we wind up
going out on a DATE though, it's going to be super serious. like im
talking im gonna do everything in my power to convince my romantic
interest that i am the man for her... roses, candy, expensive
dinners, boob-jobs, whatever it takes, i will devote my entire life
to her and worship the ground she walks on because that's what a
FUN date is all about. yeah, im sarcastic at times, it's a form of
stupidity that plagues me. btw, the best time to write up your
profile is after a few drinks, it's when you're most clear minded.
did i mention i like to drink alcohol. if i decide to meet someone
from the online world id only be interested in a date that involved
hanging out somewhere casual and having a few drinks... either that
are snorkeling
I’m really good at
i teach martial arts. i don't care for fighting nearly as much as i
used to - now i just want to have fun, hangout, and drink... so i'm
gonna become an investor instead, like one of those smart rich
white guys you see on CNBC (except not fat, a lot of those guys are
fat)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm sparkling!!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
i watch mainly comedies cause i like to laugh
i will never watch horror or super serious TV or movies like CSI or
the news - i think life has enough drama without the media adding
to it
The six things I could never do without
1. Okcupid plays a major role in my life. I spend about 30 to 40
hours a week IMing 100's of women.. very few respond.
Then, it takes me extra time to send messages to all the girls that
don't respond.. asking them important questions like "why didn't
you respond to my message?" I think it's important to let them know
that regardless of what they think, i think we have chemistry based
on my review of their profile and they should be ready to give me
their phone number and meet me even though this is the internet and
they know nothing about me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If i was a robot in my past life
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday is the day when most employers release their employees from
indentured servitude long enough for them to forget just how much
they hate their jobs before monday starts again -- so this is a
great time to go out and meet people cause they're usually in a
great mood -- so naturally on a friday night i am engaging in an
assortment of social activities. i combine alcohol use with these
activities and it proves to be a most enjoyable mixture. i often
can be found in the city, the capital of the world, the concrete
jungle, NYC that is...my favorite place in the entire world
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i'm a sucker for bunny rabbits
also, and very peculiar to me, i've never gotten along very well
with anyone living in Brooklyn. I have theories as to why, but all
of them
are unfounded and still pending review
You should message me if
you are first and foremost a good person with class, good
intentions, and who treats other people (and
animals) well. secondly, if you are not
a prude type person who is easily offended and difficult to have a
normal conversation with. thirdly, you can keep it real and be
yourself