Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of
your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all."
–Captain Jack Sparrow
Let's get a few things straight before we waste your and my
I don't have a house in the hills, an expensive car, an excess of
cash, a fancy title or any professional opportunities to offer you.
If that's what you need/want... Well I know there's a nice version
of "fuck off" but I just can't think of it right now. I've got
time. Don't steal from me.
FYI, I don't care how you feel about what I just said. I am an
absolute gentleman with integrity and respect for other people and
myself. Unfortunately, I've seen very little of that in the women
here in Los Angeles and it's with sadness and frustration that I
feel the need to caveat a social introduction with the above
paragraph. Seriously and please, go away if you're typical. And if
you don't know the word caveat, stop watching cat videos and read.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cinematography, exploration (self, world, people, food, music,
film), discovery (result of the previous item), bacon.
"There's a way of playing safe. There's a way of using tricks. And
there's the way I like to play, which is dangerously...where you're
going to take a chance on making mistakes in order to create
something you've never created before."
(I use quotes a lot. Many people before me have arranged my
thoughts in much more clever ways than I ever could. After all,
"Art is theft," is it not? Says Pablo, anyway.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating bacon, drinking whiskey, J-walking (seriously), fixing
things, non-awkward silences, drinking whiskey (duplicate?),
reading people, making things better (different than fixing). Oh,
and I guess parentheticals also.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Weather isn't a category, but I love rain.
I wish I read more...suggest a book you love!
There have been a lot of movies made. Trying to parse through and
find some good ones. Maybe I'll make a couple.
Nom nom nom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I'm only so far, and only tomorrow leads my way."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working a lot of times. Else with friends, maybe talking to new
people in the real world...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you'll be candid with me, I'll be candid with you. I'm trying to
figure a lot of things out about myself. A step, I believe, is
opening myself up to people and the potential of them joining my
life, rather than traveling parallel to my course. It's a new idea
for me. Just so you know.
"The truth is that I haven't shook my shadow, everyday it's trying
to trick me into doin' battle."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you think I'm interesting or attractive or both.
'So long, drive fast, take chances. Thanks for the dance.'
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