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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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From LA but here in Dubai for work til the 22nd. Not looking for anything serious. If you're a hooker, I'm down to play for free because you think I'm cute, otherwise NOOOOOOPE haha. Here to make money, not spend it!

"Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all."
–Captain Jack Sparrow

Rant alert:

Let's get a few things straight before we waste your and my time:
I don't have a house in the hills, an expensive car, an excess of cash, a fancy title or any professional opportunities to offer you. If that's what you need/want... Well I know there's a nice version of "fuck off" but I just can't think of it right now. I've got time. Don't steal from me.

FYI, I don't care how you feel about what I just said. I am an absolute gentleman with integrity and respect for other people and myself. Unfortunately, I've seen very little of that in the women here in Los Angeles and it's with sadness and frustration that I feel the need to caveat a social introduction with the above paragraph. Seriously and please, go away if you're typical. And if you don't know the word caveat, stop watching cat videos and read.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cinematography, exploration (self, world, people, food, music, film), discovery (result of the previous item), bacon.

"There's a way of playing safe. There's a way of using tricks. And there's the way I like to play, which is dangerously...where you're going to take a chance on making mistakes in order to create something you've never created before."
-Dave Brubeck

(I use quotes a lot. Many people before me have arranged my thoughts in much more clever ways than I ever could. After all, "Art is theft," is it not? Says Pablo, anyway.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating bacon, drinking whiskey, J-walking (seriously), fixing things, non-awkward silences, drinking whiskey (duplicate?), reading people, making things better (different than fixing). Oh, and I guess parentheticals also.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyebrows!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Weather isn't a category, but I love rain.

I wish I read more...suggest a book you love!

There have been a lot of movies made. Trying to parse through and find some good ones. Maybe I'll make a couple.

Nom nom nom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 Whiskey
2 Sex
3 Bacon
4 Adventure
5 Camera
6 Deodorant
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I'm only so far, and only tomorrow leads my way."
-Dave Matthews
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working a lot of times. Else with friends, maybe talking to new people in the real world...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you'll be candid with me, I'll be candid with you. I'm trying to figure a lot of things out about myself. A step, I believe, is opening myself up to people and the potential of them joining my life, rather than traveling parallel to my course. It's a new idea for me. Just so you know.

"The truth is that I haven't shook my shadow, everyday it's trying to trick me into doin' battle."
-Alexander Ebert
You should message me if
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'So long, drive fast, take chances. Thanks for the dance.'
-Ryan Montbleau