I moved back to New York 5 years ago after being away for ten and now I'm one of those awful people who can't believe people live in other places. I work full-time and go to law school at night.
I like to hang out on the couch and watch tv but I also love silly road trips, skiing and hiking, and museums. If it's 75 or above and not raining I'm at the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I work for Legal Aid. And I'm studying for the bar. After that, who knows? Desperately trying to pay off my student loans?
I’m really good at
I almost never set off the metal detector at Family Court.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, obviously my charm, natural grace, and elegance. Obviously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Books are for nerds! Do I look like a nerd? Actually I love books, but unfortunately I also love TV, and I lug around insanely heavy textbooks everywhere.
TV: Does anyone even read through all these things? I never read other people's lists of movies and TV shows. If you don't like 30 Rock, I don't know what's wrong with you. Seek help. Is everyone watching Bob's Burgers? You should all be watching Bob's Burgers.
I don't want to oversell it but Bojack Horseman Season 2 might be one of the best things to ever happen to our society.
Movies: If I'm flipping through the channels and Sister Act 2 is on, it is almost guaranteed that I will watch it. I have no idea what kind of weird psychological hold Sister Act 2 has on me.
Music: My favorite kind of music falls into the category "Weird Dudes from the Late 70s": The Cure, David Bowie, Talking Heads. I also like The Killers, Weezer, Johnny Cash, silly pop music.
I'm a vegetarian, so I am contractually required to be obsessed with Indian food. Which I am.
The six things I could never do without
The only thing I could never do without are my sisters. But Elio's
frozen pizza and Seamless are certainly integral to my current
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How anyone could possibly think "the zombie apocalypse" is an interesting or funny or original answer to this question. It's 2016 guys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Could be anywhere, but there is probably beer involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It makes me anxious when people write on their profiles that they're "living life to the fullest." Could everybody please stop writing that? It stresses me out.
I still haven't seen Wet Hot American Summer. I KNOW. I know.
You should message me if
You don't take yourself too seriously, because I will definitely tease you about something by our third date. Smart and funny are good too.
Probably if we're at least an 80% match. If we're lower than that I'm pretty sure you are just wrong about a lot of your answers.
I am allergic to IMs. Don't take it personally.