I am the sassiest of lassies with an east coast swag that is undeniably fly. I'm revered throughout the land as one of the keenest individuals that has ever lived.

In my life I have mastered many things: navigating the streets of LA, dancing the quadrille, the Japanese art of flower arranging, lying at charades, concealing a highly intoxicated state, delighting young men with my charms.....More simply, I'm Maura (Mar-uh) I like stuff and I hate things.

Truthfully: I'm from Pittsburgh, PA which isn't necessarily the east coast but whatever. *Note: talking shit on my hometown and its teams will not make me want to message you back. I do not find it to be funny or clever. It's mostly just annoying :)

Anyway....

I'm 100% Italian. I'm very proud of that. I have a big, loud, and amazing family. I love my parents (who are still married-- 29 years strong!) more than anything in the world :) I realize not everyone grew up the way I did but... they should have. I consider myself to be very lucky.

I'm busy being a full time adventurer in LA.

However, to pay the bills I work in the Fashion Industry (DTLA)

Fun Fact: I desperately want to move to London. [ I should specify,] that I lived there for a bit... It was the best time of my known life.

Being Maura (legit)
Having great hair
Talking the loudest
Having fantastic hand writing
Making others have a giggle or two at my antics
Tap Dancing
Smiling
Being on time

"It's a jolly 'oliday with Maura"

1. Eyes
2. My East Coast "Gal Gumption"
3. My Laugh/voice

I'm obsessed with Harry Potter. I have 2 HP tattoos. Soon to be more!

Music: Ughhh I could go on forever but to name a few favorites, Talking Heads, Bon Iver, Frightened Rabbit, Brand New, The Twilight Sad, The Avett Brothers, Horse Feathers, The Joy Formidable, City and Colour, Laura Veirs, The Donnis Trio, Pinback, The Middle East, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Iron and Wine, White Rabbits, August Burns Red, Cancer Bats, A Day to Remember, Every Time I Die, The Damned Things, The Felice Brothers, Good Old War, Aficionado, Radical Face, etc..

Talking Heads- This must be the place (naive melody) is my favorite song of ALL TIME. When I hear it I know I'm exactly where I should be.

Food: breakfast at night...It's so wrong, It's right!
And of course, my mothers Sunday pasta.

1. My favorite pillow
2. A sense of smell
3. Men with glorious beards
4. Starbucks
5. Freedom
6. Adventure

Life's eternal mysteries. (i.e. Do toilets flush backwards in Australia? Why do copious amounts of douche bags continue to message me?)

Being a Sassy Minx with my scallywag friends somewhere in LA (Gin & Tonic in hand)

I like to sniff guys face hairs.
I am the bee's knees. I mean quite literally that I have bees tattooed on my knees so no one could ever dispute this fact.

*If you are awesome and definitely not lousy.
*If you can grow a beard, Be a man. With that said, I'm really into hockey players.
*It would be nice if you were thoughtful.
*Mostly, I just let my inbox fill up and just leave it like that for a while. I'm aware you can't message me. I'm not terribly pissed about it.
(I'm also currently reevaluating what my intentions are with okc)

Hey dudes that are 40+, No thanks. Seriously. Not into it.