In my life I have mastered many things: navigating the streets of LA, dancing the quadrille, the Japanese art of flower arranging, lying at charades, concealing a highly intoxicated state, delighting young men with my charms.....More simply, I'm Maura (Mar-uh) I like stuff and I hate things.
Truthfully: I'm from Pittsburgh, PA which isn't necessarily the east coast but whatever. *Note: talking shit on my hometown and its teams will not make me want to message you back. I do not find it to be funny or clever. It's mostly just annoying :) (Go Lers!)
I'm 100% Italian. I'm very proud of that. I have a big, loud, and amazing family. I love my parents (who are still married-- 30 years strong!) more than anything in the world :) I realize not everyone grew up the way I did but... they should have. I consider myself to be very lucky.