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maursattacks

30 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the sassiest of lassies with an east coast swag that is undeniably fly. I'm revered throughout the land as one of the keenest individuals that has ever lived.

In my life I have mastered many things: navigating the streets of LA, dancing the quadrille, the Japanese art of flower arranging, lying at charades, concealing a highly intoxicated state, delighting young men with my charms.....More simply, I'm Maura (Mar-uh) I like stuff and I hate things.

Truthfully: I'm from Pittsburgh, PA which isn't necessarily the east coast but whatever. *Note: talking shit on my hometown and its teams will not make me want to message you back. I do not find it to be funny or clever. It's mostly just annoying :) (Go Lers!)

Anyway....

I'm 100% Italian. I'm very proud of that. I have a big, loud, and amazing family. I love my parents (who are still married-- 30 years strong!) more than anything in the world :) I realize not everyone grew up the way I did but... they should have. I consider myself to be very lucky.

Instagram: maursattacks
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm busy being a full time adventurer in LA.

However, to pay the bills I work in the Fashion industry for a radical jewelry line.

Fun Fact: I desperately want to move to London. I should specify, I lived there for a bit... It was the best time of my known life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being Maura (legit)
Having great hair
Giving zero fucks
Drawing cartoons of myself
Getting people to agree with me, even if I know I'm wrong (win)
Talking the loudest
Having fantastic hand writing
Making others have a giggle or two at my antics
Tap Dancing
Smiling
Being on time

"It's a jolly 'oliday with Maura"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. Eyes
2. My East Coast "Gal Gumption"
3. My Laugh/voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm obsessed with Harry Potter. It's serious.

Music: Ughhh I could go on forever but to name a few favorites, Talking Heads, Bon Iver, Frightened Rabbit, Brand New, The Twilight Sad, The Avett Brothers, Horse Feathers, The Joy Formidable, City and Colour, Laura Veirs, The Donnis Trio, Pinback, The Middle East, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Iron and Wine, White Rabbits, August Burns Red, Cancer Bats, Every Time I Die, The Damned Things, The Felice Brothers, Good Old War, Aficionado, Radical Face, etc..

Talking Heads- This must be the place (naive melody) is my favorite song of ALL TIME. When I hear it I know I'm exactly where I should be.

Food: breakfast at night...It's so wrong, It's right!
And of course, my mothers Sunday pasta.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My favorite pillow
2. A sense of smell
3. Men with glorious beards
4. Coffee
5. Freedom
6. Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
•Game of Thrones
•Life's eternal mysteries. (i.e. Do toilets flush backwards in Australia?)
•Why do copious amounts of douche bags continue to message me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a Sassy Minx with my scallywag friends somewhere in LA (Gin & Tonic in hand)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
•I like to sniff guys face hairs.
•I was a warrior in a past life.
•I am the bee's knees. I mean quite literally, that I have bees tattooed on my knees so no one could ever dispute this fact.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Hey do you play hockey? Yeah? Then I'm already in love with you.

•If you are awesome and definitely not lousy.
•If you are taller than me, I'm 5'9" I'm not willing to budge on this.
•If you can change a tire.
•If you eat steaks.
•If you can grow a beard, Be a man.
•It would be nice if you were thoughtful.
•Holding hands is pretty important to me. It should probably be something you don't mind doing.
•If you are accepting. I have a collection of nerdy obsessions. I don't really care if you are "into it" but at least accept that I am. (Harry Potter, Collecting vintage trinkets/jewelry/and décor, Victorian Novels, Game of Thrones, Comic Books, and the like)

**Mostly, I just let my inbox fill up and just leave it like that for a while. I'm aware you can't message me. I'm not terribly pissed about it because I've given up all hope of finding actual partnership in LA.

Hey dudes that are 40+, No thanks. Seriously. Not into it.
Actors/Models: see above