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mave2k

35 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a really conservative guy that is very shy and takes life very seriously.

But here's the weird part. When I said that to my best friend, his answer was "You? Shy and serious? Yo, I'm not drunk, so stop testing me. You're not going to draw penises on my forehead again."

I swear to God, that was Frank. I only drew the poop on the cheek.

Anyway, I'm a fun loving guy that loves being silly and laugh all the time. I work in the I.T. industry so I'm a total nerd. Yes, with the glasses and all. Obviously, you can probably guess that I like superhero movies. (and that I point my fingers on people and go PEW PEW PEW).

I LOVE music. I think it's the best art form. I try to play the guitar and probably caused my neighbors to hate me because I play the same thing over and over again for months at a time.

The girl I'm looking for is pretty, smart, funny, educated and filthy rich that will pamper me and pay everything for me.

Or if you're just filthy rich, that's good also.

For the rest, well... despite my heart's calling for you, we're not meant to be!

(If you didn't get that the last part was sarcasm, well, I don't think you're my type.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make it as memorable as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a really short attention spa... oh look, cookies!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look more like a native american and/or latino than a chinese.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My musical taste is varied. I like rock, punk, pop, hip hop, classic, etc. Nowadays, I'm really into EDM. And like any other guy, I always make fun of Justin Bieber in front of my friends, but when I'm alone in the car, I sing along 'Beauty and the Beat'.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Water
- Food
- Air
- Gravity
- Electricity
- Timbits

Yes. Timbits. Don't pretend like you don't love them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell am I gonna eat tonight?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out having a beer (or two, or three) with friends and generally having a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly wish to be a butterfly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know how to make cupcakes. God damn cupcakes are like crack.