But when I said that to my best friend, his answer was "You? Shy and serious? Yo, I'm not drunk, so stop testing me. You're not going to draw penises on my forehead again."
I swear to God, that was Frank. I only drew the poop on the cheek.
Anyway, I'm a fun loving guy that loves being silly and laugh all the time. I work in the I.T. industry so I'm a total nerd. Yes, with the glasses and all. Obviously, you can probably guess that I like superhero movies. (and that I point my fingers on people and go PEW PEW PEW).
I LOVE music. I think it's the best art form. I try to play the guitar and probably caused my neighbors to hate me because I play the same thing over and over again for months at a time.
The girl I'm looking for is pretty, smart, funny, educated and filthy rich that will pamper me and pay everything for me.
Or if you're just filthy rich, that's good also.
For the rest, well... despite my heart's calling for you, we're not meant to be!
(If you didn't get that the last part was sarcasm, well, I don't think you're my type.)