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32 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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Just an ordinary guy here looking for an ordinary girl. It's that simple really. Of course, we are extraordinary in our own ways, but I'd say I'm within the bell curve of normality. And it's damn sexy if you are too.


Healthcare consultant, tennis player, guitar player, stock investor, literature lover, jazz enthusiast, concert goer, silly by nature, wise cracker, hiker, dreamer.


You know exactly who you are. You don’t seek the approval of your friends or family. You know what you want and stand by your decisions. If you are religious, please know that I am not. I’m not atheist but I don’t practice any form of religion and probably never will.

I'm looking for a career oriented woman or at least someone who has their shit together, so to speak. What can I say? I like them brains on my gal. There's really nothing sexier than a woman who can hold her own in an argument.

I love New York and don't see myself leaving unless I'm going to raise a family. If New York is just a stop on the Greyhound for you, we may have issues.

Me and You Together:

Flying kites on strawberry fields. Absconding with worthless, precious treasures from antique shops. Raconteurs in training. Falling asleep during movies, but then waking up at the end and saying "That was so good." Finding excuses to make out, cause it's fun. Turning ourselves in for dognapping. Playing (like sports and stuff). Exploring ( like the world, conversational exploration is fun too)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Healthcare management
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running from the police... having a sense of humor.


I'm a good friend to those around me. I try to make myself available to those I care about and offer the best advice I have to offer. Of course, advice was meant to be ignored but what can I say, I just love the sound of my voice.

Being humble and modest (I realize the irony inherent in this statement).

Noodling on the guitar.

Getting more shower pressure out of a standard shower head. It's a riveting story, do ask me.

Adding a dash of humor to routine bland situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Webbed hands. Crazy eyes. Just kidding.. (or am I?.. Mwahahaha!

I'm three dimensional... Check out the photos ladies, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to read Finnegan's Wake out loud on the subway and then break into maniacal laughter. And after I've gathered enough terrified stares, I flash my webbed hands.

You know I've read many profiles and when I get to this part I can't say that I am any more motivated to message you based on the books you've read in high school or college. I read more about business these days. Don't know if that helps. But I like classics too, like Clifford the Big Red Dog and Curious George. Epic really.

The more serious answer: 19th and 20th century American and British Literature. I also like historical fiction, especially about New York.

Music: Brazzaville, Talking Heads, The Cure, The Smiths, Stevie Wonder, Neil Young, The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, The Flaming Lips, Compay Segundo, Cachao, Radiohead. Bits and pieces of a bunch of other artists.

Food: I'm a guy, which means I will eat two day old pizza right out of the fridge and find it heavenly. I've yet to find a cuisine I dislike. Please don't surprise me :0

Shows: Really don't watch much TV but loved Arrested Development. Always Sunny in Philly, the league. There will be days when I just stay in a burn through a whole season of something.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air (not the air on tap for everyone. I mean the canned air ("Perri-Air") from Mel Brooks Space Balls.

Water from the Island of Fiji.

Family. In small doses.

The sacrament. Bordeaux, namely

Exercise. I'm a hearty breed in the sense that I have to be exercised regularly or else I succumb to mood disorders, anxiety and restlessness. Take me for a walk!

Sexual healing. "Oh when I get this feeling, I need sexual healing" This one is a given but even Marvin Gaye wrote a song about it to make sure people aren't underappreciating a basic necessity to happiness. Do you dare to disagree?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drunk in the gutter. If I'm playing tennis Saturday morning, I'll turn in early. But if not, not opposed to a stiff drink and wisecracking. Unless it's mambo or salsa night... May have to shake my moneymaker if that's the case.. when this happens you may find it a deal breaker. I said I was humble!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a very unsightly growth on my butt. It's straight up gross. Like, deal-breaking disgusting. I need to get it removed, like, stat.
You should message me if
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well, let's be honest, I'm messaging you.