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36 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Graduated from university
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I tend to gravitate towards people who are kind, ambitious, intellectually curious, and inquisitive and who don't always follow the crowd. However, I tend not to gravitate towards the people Aziz Ansari describes in this video:

I work for myself as a financial advisor uncovering the collusion and conflicts of interest in the retirement plan industry (kind of a cross between an investigative journalist and a crime-fighter). I love being an entrepreneur.

I'm very interested in health, fitness, and nutrition and have become more intuitive as a result.

I can also be found often wandering around the farmer's market, doing yoga or Pilates, reading books that make me think, learning about something of substance such as nutrition, philosophy, history, or economics, or just hanging out with friends. And of course I don't want to leave out fantasy football which I confess tends to distract me from work.

I connect most with people who have passion and depth. These kinds of people are rare, but they are worth seeking out.
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning about entrepreneurship, seeking truth, developing my intuition, learning about what it means to be healthy, exploring different healing modalities such as bodywork and meditation, and attempting to expose the corruption that exists in the world.

I've also lately been dabbling a bit with cooking, namely healthy recipes. It's amazing how food has such powerful healing benefits.

And I've recently become a brunch enthusiast too. Some of my favorite spots are Summer House, Bongo Room, Farmhouse, and Yolk. If anyone has any good recommendations, feel free to let me know!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Parallel parking
2. Remembering movie lines
3. Counting cards at Blackjack
4. Professional wrestling trivia
5. Spelling and grammar
6. Having spirited debates
7. Doing math in my head
8. Calling out hypocrisy
9. Enhancing my vocabulary
10. Doing one thing at a time
The first things people usually notice about me
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That really depends upon the person and the situation. But I'm usually pretty outspoken and animated about something. I notice those same qualities in others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite movies would have to be Office Space, Idiocracy, Little Miss Sunshine, Thank You For Smoking, Gran Torino, Savages, Sorority Boys, Ace Ventura, and Billy Madison. I think it's based on the fact that I quote and reference these movies most often.

As for shows, I like Orange is the New Black, The League, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, Shark Tank, The Office, and Parks and Rec. I hear House of Cards is pretty good too, so I may start watching it soon. I've also become a big fan of The Twilight Zone because each show has such a profound and thought provoking message.

I like to read a lot too, especially about topics that can change how I see the world. Some good books I've read recently are The Anatomy of the Spirit, Many Lives, Many Masters, Medical Intuition, and Book of Secrets. I've also become more interested in classic literature, especially in some of the books I read in high school like A Separate Peace, The Great Gatsby, and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

As for food, I mainly follow the paleo/primal diet, but not in a dogmatic way. It's basically not eating processed foods and cutting out sugars and simple carbs, but on a larger scale, it's about buying food locally, eating what we are naturally meant to eat, and not supporting the medical industrial complex.

However, sometimes I just like forgetting about eating healthy and just eating what I want without worrying about it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Mandy B's cupcakes and cookies. It's not Paleo but sometimes I make an exception.
2. My iPhone. I never thought it would be so addicting.
3. The maintenance people in my building.
4. Farmer's markets
5. Meaningful conversations
6. My Juicer - it's amazing and I suggest everyone get one.
7. Coconut oil, extra virgin olive oil, kale, and turmeric powder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve myself. While I do think of how the world could be a better place to live, I think you have to first address your own faults. Mark Twain once said: "Nothing needs so reforming as other people's habits." That sums it up well. I like what Tolstoy had to say too: "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."

Why some people actually believe that both being able to stay out late AND stay home and watch a movie actually passes for a talent.

Why every girl has suddenly become "crazy busy." I honestly think this has become some sort of a virus.

How the increased availability of online interactions distorts our perceived sense of social value and how we value others.

Why some people and events are erased from history.

The dangers of exposing the truth.

Why selling is legal, sex is legal, but selling sex is illegal.

If the tooth fairy knows Santa Claus.

Which is farther: China or Heaven?

Why we often ask "How are you?" but don't really care about the answer.

The emptiness in my stomach after my friend Bobby took the last bite of my dream bar without my permission (this great dessert at Potbelly). I've been covertly plotting my revenge for several years, so don't say anything to him if you meet him. I know revenge is unhealthy, but if I could just make one exception, this would be it.

The disappointment I experience when my friend Todd beats me at Scrabble. He claims this is due to his superior genetic makeup. This makes me feel angry and frustrated.

Why people drink low fat lattes with whipped cream.

When the Cubs will win the World Series.

Why so many people want to find a "partner in crime."

How online dating will affect relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes just going out with friends and other nights it's going to yoga and catching up on some reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was six years old, I once ate my dessert before my lunch at school. After much consternation, I confessed this to my mother.

I was a star violin player in Kindergarten. But I decided to retire to focus on my studies.

I once played in a gay tennis league, but I didn't know it was gay.

I date locally because it's good for the environment.

I am actually only 5'7" and a half, but I feel like I'm entitled to round up because of my good posture.
You should message me if
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You have something interesting to say that engages me. And if you are an ENTJ (Mastermind), ENTP (Inventor), INTJ (Field Marshall), INTP (Architect).

You have good grammar and diction and can find the mispelled word in my profile.