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mavoc

40 M Grand Rapids, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 29, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Name's Matt. And I don't like clowns. Especially the ones with sharp teeth. In other words, I don't take life seriously. Until we build houses on Mars, we get one time on our crazy green and blue planet, why not have fun while doing it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying the summer. When not working, I'm exploring Michigan, and am a big music fan. I also DJ as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tying my shoes. It's the only reason I graduated from Kindergarten. Sure, everyone had to know how to tie their shoes to graduate, except for those velcro cheaters.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor, based on the laughs. At least I hope that's what they're laughing at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I devour these, movies, music and food mostly. Not literally on the first two, and literally on the last one.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Job, car, house, family, friends. With those in hand, one doesn't really need a sixth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
not thinking too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having fun!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've cried a few times. It was when someone said something really funny, and I could not stop laughing. Besides that, I don't cry...EVER. Except when I see puppies and kittens sleeping on top of each other. That gets me every time. Almost.
You should message me if
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you prefer a smart, witty guy with a full time job, his own house and a car. After you message me, I can pass along your message to this aforementioned guy. (Yes, I'm kidding...I'M that guy, and as silly as this profile is, I AM serious about meeting someone :).