How the hell do you fill this out adequately. I'd love to meet you in person...maybe then I could verbally fill this out.

I love meeting new people, so if I ask to meet for coffee a little early don't be shocked. I much prefer getting a drink w a human over a cyber human. I will not murder you I promise

I used to do theatre in high school and loved it, went to college and graduated with an international studies degree, and then came back home eager to try acting again, so I'm currently pursuing it here in Los Angeles while working at a restaurant, avoiding all the actor cliches

Driving with my knees. Not the safest talent I know, but then I could theoretically give you a massage at the same time...would you complain??

My animal petting skills are unparalleled. They never leave my side once petting commences. You and your pets are forewarned.

I can play more than a few instruments, so if you haven't yet been romanticized by the melodica, well...now's the chance! (Disclaimer; the melodica has like a 1 minute buffer period before it starts to annoy the shit outta you)

My left hand's pinky...it's amazing. Also, I'm not afraid to look in people's eyes when I talk to them. Bonus points if you have pretty eyes

Books: 1984, Blink, Hatchet, Maus I/II

Movies: everything except Solaris. that movie was god awful

notable mentions: the science of sleep, the motorcycle diaries, american beauty, spirited away, saving private ryan, life is beautiful, the big lebowski, network, drive, the believer, jerry maguire, seven, fight club

Shows: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Modern Family, Seinfeld, Summer Heights High, The Mighty Boosh, Colbert Report, Californication, Parks and Recreation, House, Wilfred, Louie, Dexter, River Monsters, The Layover

Music: Yeasayer, Allman Brothers, Modest Mouse, Portugal. The Man, Paul Simon, Panda Bear, St. Vincent, Smashing Pumpkins, George Harrison, My Morning Jacket, Fleet Foxes, Vampire Weekend, Lauren Hill, Wyclef, Cat Stevens, Phantogram, Radiohead, Ray Charles, Al Green, The Ruby Suns, Beach House, Zed's Dead, Glitch Mob, People Under the Stairs, Flaming Lips, Black Keys, The Dead Weather, White Stripes, Animal Collective, Band of Horses, Broken Social Scene, Frank Ocean, Cold War Kids, Frank Sinatra, Gorillaz, Grateful Dead, Jose Gonzalez, Lykke Li, The Meters, The Morning Benders, The Band

Penguin cafe orchestra - perpetuum mobile

How awesome everything is and how many people will not allow themselves to be aware of such awesomeness.

Also, how Keith Richards' heart is still able to beat.

Sometimes, the Dalai Lama;

The Dalai Lama was asked what surprised him the most;
he said, "Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.".

And also, sex. Obviously sex. Who the shit doesn't? Although, I pride myself on believing I think of great sex

Getting down on a dance floor or in a conversation. If you don't think you can get down conversationally then you gotta think more creatively

I was a soprano in 3rd grade in my elementary school chorus, damn puberty

You don't take anything too seriously, you think paul simon's graceland album is a gift from the gods, you are comfortable with yourself and are confident in your sexiness.