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22 Glasgow, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 26
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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At Glasgow University doing a MRes in Biomedical Science, for once I'm not just sitting in lectures which is amazing!

I have been doing a fair amount of training for the last year, registered for my third Tough Mudder in 2015. Running is boring but is necessary.

Started wall climbing and hill walking recently, hopefully will go camping up Loch Ness before all the sun disappears. (Confirmed, sun has disappeared)

I watch American Football on Sundays, but I'm always inviting my non-sporty friends over for nachos and chicken wings every Sunday so they can eat while I shout at the telly, so everybody wins :)

I play a fair amount of video games, but if someone suggests leaving the house I'm all ears!
What I’m doing with my life
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Expanding my mind with scientific knowledge, partying with my friends, constantly coming 2nd in pub quizzes!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty good at knowing movie quotes whether I have seen the movie or not, a constant source of useless knowledge.

Listening to shitty pop music and singing it in the shower ):

Drinking games, I remember every rule and never decline the dirty pint!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard. Glasses. Original T-shirt I bought from Teefury where I spend all my money.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lord of the Rings, Catch 22, anything Vonnegut. Don't read as much as I should, but when I do I make sure the book is worth it.

Movies: Saving Private Ryan, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, anything with Nic Cage (Con Air is almost too good), Team America, Breakfast Club, Platoon, Groundhog Day, Die Hard, Indiana Jones, Fifth Element, Guardians of the Galaxy, Lucy, Seven Psychopaths.

Basically anything Steven Spielberg, Terry Gilliam, Quentin Tarantino, Luc Besson, Park Chan-Wook.

TV: HIMYM, The Walking Dead, Dexter (Not the last season!), QI, American Dad, Breaking Bad, Fringe, Futurama (I know basically every quote seasons 1-4), Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, Simpsons, 24, Firefly -12 years and still sad ):

I do love watching the NFL, Minnesota Vikings fan. SKOL!
Also watch the ice hockey, Boston Bruins. Sports are just an excuse to eat cheesy food, drink and shout at the TV with friends haha.

Music: Massive Attack and Faith No More are at a continuous battle for #1, then Radiohead, Deadmau5, Gorillaz, Queen's of the Stoneage, Pink Floyd, Green Day (old stuff), Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters.

Food. All of it. But especially BBQ and mac cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet - Greatest invention of our time
Friends and family
Fancy dress parties
My legs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future where I own a bar which shows Firefly on a projector.
What to do when the zombie apocalypse strikes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a party with too many people or with a few close friends at the pub.
Or I am sitting on in user submitted like a hero while marathoning TV series on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the nerd/quiet one of both sides of my family and nobody gets my internet jokes (huehuehue) so I just laugh inside my head.

I really hate taking photos.
You should message me if
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You like movies, laughing until it hurts or have a scientific question about brains.