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28 Santa Barbara, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 30
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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Made in 1986....didn't really understand the 80s though until I saw The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller's Day Off......I was a 90s kid: raised on Disney before Pixar, the Soviet Union disappearing from atlases, pogs, Power Rangers, Nicktoons, Bill Clinton, The Simpsons, Michael Jordan racking up NBA titles, the Braves ruling the National League, Forrest Gump, Titanic, the dot com boom, Y2K home in Santa Barbara part of the first generation of Kids' World playgrounders.....was on summer vacation to NYC just before turning 15, and two months before 9/11.....tuition for my first semester at SBCC was raised a few bucks a unit thanks to the mom would rent all 9 innings of Ken Burns a few times when I was bored.....made the pilgrimage to Cooperstown when my brother had a Pony league tournament there.....roamed the bleachers of AT&T Park as a cash-strapped SF State got deep into my soul.....have spent my 20s on a quest to see all 30 MLB stadiums, one season at a time.....worked customer service for a travel supply company until they moved to Denver.....never took a class at UCSB but have started a career there....still hold out hope that Bob Costas is my real father and Stan Lee my real grandfather.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at UCSB as an administrator for the neuroscience department. More or less my job entails ordering items like cow brains, formaldehyde, and pipettes galore for mad scientists. Picture Professor Farnsworth from Futurama or Dr. Frankenstein, those are my bosses hahaha.

Outside of work I play softball and kickball, both of which immerse me in baseball-related activity without facing 90-MPH fastballs. But seriously, they've both helped me make friends and get exercise.

What else? I write an online column for Noozhawk, hit the movie theaters every few weeks, take long hikes/walks, hang out at the beach and get lost in crossword puzzles.

Overall, I think its worth mentioning that my life has always been pretty simple, more so now than ever. Never had too much drama. I don't need a whole lot to be satisfied. Appreciation of the simple things, low maintenance etc., I think are good boyfriend qualities.

On top of that, I'm super reliable. I'm always early or on time to whatever is on my schedule and don't break promises. You can count on me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You'll find out if you meet me in person.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies? Cannot narrow it down, lots of them. They fill the void for me from November to March during the baseball offseason. The Oscars are like the World Series to me: the grand finale of one season, onset of the other.

When it comes to TV and movies anything from Seth Macfarlane (Family Guy, Ted etc.) is my guilty pleasure.

Books? The Hunger Games series I'm fixated on at the moment, also like stuff by Stephen King, Michael Chabon, TC Boyle when I get around to reading.

For food, I'm a pescatarian so seek protein from seafood, tofu, beans or the sofritas from Chipotle. Grapes and bread are my go-tos for quick fillers. As a Californian I'm definitely an avocado aficionado. I have gag response/allergic-like reactions to cereal, noodles and soup, but I can still be in the same room with them so don't worry.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
Glasses or contacts (or I'm blurry)
Iced coffee
Clean air
Crossword puzzles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most important people in my life (family, friends etc.), trying to concentrate more on the present than the past or future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Entertain me....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Why say if its supposed to be private?
You should message me if
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You don't think I'm nuts, you are not deeply religious or politically conservative. I think I have a lot to offer to a relationship.