There is nothing better than a bowl of well-brewed tea.

I hope to one day become a pirate (the old-school kind, not the Somalian variety).

My mind tends to fire at random, but the results are more often interesting than not.

Do the trees hate us?

I enjoy pointing cameras at things. Also throwing spoons at screens on the last friday of the month.

Good live show? Fuck yeah I'm there.

Sometimes I get Buddhist about shit and decide that those are all trivial pursuits and I would rather live in a cave, but I think in all honesty I would rather that my cave have a sound system.

Currently I am situated on a large rock, orbiting an even larger ball of combusting hydrogen, and the whole thing is kind of chilling in a cloud of similar scenarios. Also being a pimp.

Speaking my mind. Even when it gets me a lot of shit.
Punching you if you fuck wit vlynch
Punching you long distance if you fuck wit buttscoot
If I've got a problem, a problem's got a problem til it's gone

My eyes are very blue. Long hair. Nice kicks. I generally have a hat on.

I am still prone to fits of Beatlemania. Andrew Bird, 80's music, Belle and Sebastian, The Blood Brothers, Cocorosie, The Cure, Daft Punk, Modest Mouse, Deftones, Glassjaw, Wu-Tang, Depeche Mode, New Order, The Knife, ODB, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, THE SMITHS, Joy Division, Kate Bush, Light Asylum, Mr. Bungle, Nirvana, Pixies, At The Drive-In, Radiohead, Steel Pulse, Jimmy Cliff, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Tom Waits, RJD2, Rameau, anything involving Maynard, Mozart, UNKLE, Benjamin Britten, Bach, Boards of Canada, Jeff Buckley, Rick James, Aphex Twin, Bjork, Nas, Major Lazer, Starfucker, Johnnie Ray.

Fellini, Lars Von Trier, Kubrick, Satyajit Ray, Christopher Guest, Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Dreyer, Richard Linklater, Breathless, Enter the Void, The Breakfast Club, Yellow Submarine, Hausu, Oldboy, Where the Wild Things Are, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mildred Pierce, Casablanca, Taxi Driver, bollywood movies, The Wall, Minority Report, The Godfather I and II, The Tin Drum, Wall-E, The Bicycle Thief, Nosferatu, The Room, Wallace and Gromit, The Incredible Mr. Limpet, Einstein's Big Idea, The Orphanage, Spirited Away, Children of Men, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Chinatown, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Sweet Charity, Dreams, Gene Wilder's face.

Twin Peaks, Invader Zim, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Anything with Karl Pilkington ever, Dr. Who, Aeon Flux, Ali G, South Park, Chapelle Show.

Joyce, Hermann Hesse, Willa Cather, and Oscar Wilde, The Tin Drum, The Waves, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Giovanni's Room, Tintin, The Inferno, East of Eden, Alice in Wonderland, random physics books, Baghavad Gita, The Selfish Gene, Shakespeare, Anna Karenina, Death and Resurrection in Art, The Prophet, Metamagical Themas, The Stranger, Frankenstein, Ishmael.

Poetry:
Edna St. Vincent Milay, Lorca, T.S. Elliot, Keats, Ted Hughes, Catullus, Rumi, John Donne, Poe.

Philosophy:
Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Voltaire, John N. Gray, Machiavelli, Aristotle, Epicurus, Thoreau, Lucretius, Barthes, David Abram.

Something to write with/on
Music
Tea
The IFC center
vlynch
Forest wanderings

Words, words, words, the fact that I am really just a series of neurons firing randomly, space-time, Kali, order and chaos, sex, the sea, cats, puns, evolution, squids, goats, shows I've been to, shows I'm going to, why no one makes good music videos anymore

returning some videotapes

"I'm a hot little potato right now"

You have a really good pun for me. You're a ginger. Your mind is open and you're willing to try new shit. You can hold a long conversation. You are more than a degree or job title.