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maxhmax

21 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Virgo
Education
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There is nothing better than a bowl of well-brewed tea.

I hope to one day become a pirate (the old-school kind, not the Somalian variety). In the meantime I'm busy stuffing my culture hole.

Do the trees hate us?

"But it is human to search, from lure to lure, for a life that is at last autonomous and authentic"

"If you a scared mothafucka go to church, if you a gutter mothafucka do your dirt, if you a down mothafucka put in work, if you's a crazy mothafucka go berserk"

I enjoy pointing cameras at things and shredding down mountains (and wishing I could do both at the same time). Also throwing spoons at screens on the last friday of the month.

Good live show? Fuck yeah I'm there.

Sometimes I get Buddhist about shit and decide that those are all trivial pursuits and I would rather live in a cave, but I think in all honesty I would rather that my cave have a sound system.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I am situated on a large rock, orbiting an even larger ball of combusting hydrogen, and the whole thing is kind of chilling in a cloud of similar scenarios. Also being a pimp.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking my mind. Even when it gets me a lot of shit.
Punching you if you fuck wit vlynch
Sounding like a pretentious douche around pretentious douches. Sounding like a real motherfucker around real motherfuckers.
If I've got a problem, a problem's got a problem til it's gone
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Daammmmnnnnnnnn"

For identification porpoises: My eyes are very blue. I gots dat hurrr. Nice kicks. Probably have a hat on.

Suck it, normcore
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am still prone to fits of Beatlemania. Andrew Bird, 80's music, The Blood Brothers, Cocorosie, The Cure, Daft Punk, Modest Mouse, Deftones, Glassjaw, Wu-Tang, Depeche Mode, New Order, The Knife, ODB, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, THE SMITHS, Joy Division, Kate Bush, Light Asylum, Mr. Bungle, Nirvana, Pixies, At The Drive-In, Radiohead, Steel Pulse, Jimmy Cliff, Bob Marley, Aaliyah, Pink Floyd, Tom Waits, RJD2, Rameau, anything involving Maynard, Mozart, UNKLE, Benjamin Britten, Bach, Boards of Canada, Jeff Buckley, Rick James, Aphex Twin, Bjork, Nas, Major Lazer, Starfucker, Johnnie Ray.

Fellini, Von Trier, Kubrick, Satyajit Ray, Christopher Guest, Tarantino, Lynch, Dreyer, Linklater, Breathless, Enter the Void, The Breakfast Club, Yellow Submarine, Hausu, Where the Wild Things Are, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy, Casablanca, bollywood movies, The Wall, Minority Report, The Godfather I and II, The Tin Drum, Wall-E, The Bicycle Thief, Nosferatu, The Room, Wallace and Gromit, Zoolander, The Incredible Mr. Limpet, Spirited Away, Children of Men, Chinatown, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Sweet Charity, Dreams, Gene Wilder's face, rarities that manage to scare me.

Twin Peaks, Invader Zim, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Anything with Karl Pilkington ever, Dr. Who, Aeon Flux, Ali G, South Park, Chapelle Show, Buffy.

Joyce, Hesse, Cather, Wilde, Baldwin Carver, The Tin Drum, The Waves, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Tintin, The Inferno, East of Eden, Alice in Wonderland, random physics books, Baghavad Gita, The Selfish Gene, Shakespeare, Anna Karenina, Death and Resurrection in Art, The Prophet, Metamagical Themas, The Stranger, Frankenstein, Ishmael.

Poetry:
Edna St. Vincent Milay, Lorca, T.S. Elliot, Keats, Ted Hughes, Catullus, Rumi, John Donne, Poe, Bukowski.

Philosophy:
Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Voltaire, John N. Gray, Machiavelli, Aristotle, Epicurus, Thoreau, Lucretius, Barthes, David Abram, William James, Bataille.

...is this douchey and long enough for ya?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to write with/on
Music
Tea
The IFC center
vlynch
Forest wanderings/snowboard season
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words, words, words, neuroplasticity, space-time, Kali, order and chaos, sex, the sea, cats, puns, snowboarding, evolution, squids, goats, shows I've been to, shows I'm going to, why no one makes good music videos anymore- sneakers, 20s of Buddha n bitches wit beepers
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sailing with Christopher Cross or Kriss Kross, depends which way the winds and my clothes are facing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love my dead gay son
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a really good pun for me. You're a ginger. You are more than a degree or job title (unless your job involves quality espresso and/or cheese). You can't stop won't stop. You think you can activate my Rick James cortex.