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23 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:58am
Gay, Lesbian
White, Other
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There is nothing better than a bowl of well-brewed tea.

Do the trees hate us?

If this section on your profile is just a string of identity labels and random adjectives please, move along now. I'm not interested in which trendy term you pulled out of the PC hat today. I want to know what your soul yearns to DO, not to be. Where other people stop and you begin. Your distinct nature, not your societally bound group identity.

"If you a scared mothafucka go to church, if you a gutter mothafucka do your dirt, if you a down mothafucka put in work, if you's a crazy mothafucka go berserk"

I AM the weirdo, mister.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I am situated on a large rock, orbiting an even larger ball of combusting hydrogen, and the whole thing is kind of chilling in a cloud of similar scenarios. Pimpin and piracy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keepin it real
If I've got a problem, a problem's got a problem til it's gone

Not doing politics. Probably thinking you're silly if you do. Really not interested in your hive-mind or group think. Extremely interested in individual and infinite natures. A census taker once tried to test me...

I'm suppppeeerrrr, thanks for asking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

For identification porpoises: My eyes are very blue. I gots dat hurrr. Nice kicks. Probably have a hat on. *hat and kicks are currently on hiatus. Rockin the jacket and tie more and more these days*

Suck it, normcore
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am still prone to fits of Beatlemania. Andrew Bird, 80's music, The Blood Brothers, Cocorosie, The Cure, Daft Punk, Modest Mouse, Deftones, Glassjaw, Wu-Tang, Depeche Mode, New Order, The Knife, ODB, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, THE SMITHS, Joy Division, Kate Bush, Light Asylum, Mr. Bungle, Nirvana, Pixies, At The Drive-In, Radiohead, Steel Pulse, Jimmy Cliff, Bob Marley, Aaliyah, Pink Floyd, Tom Waits, RJD2, Rameau, anything involving Maynard, Mozart, UNKLE, Benjamin Britten, Bach, Boards of Canada, Jeff Buckley, Rick James, Aphex Twin, Bjork, Nas, Major Lazer, Starfucker, Johnnie Ray.

Fellini, Von Trier, Kubrick, Satyajit Ray, Christopher Guest, Tarantino, Lynch, Dreyer, Linklater, Breathless, Enter the Void, The Breakfast Club, Yellow Submarine, Hausu, Where the Wild Things Are, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy, Casablanca, bollywood movies, The Wall, Minority Report, The Godfather I and II, The Tin Drum, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Wall-E, The Bicycle Thief, Nosferatu, The Room, Wallace and Gromit, Zoolander, The Incredible Mr. Limpet, Spirited Away, Children of Men, Chinatown, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Sweet Charity, Dreams, Gene Wilder's face, rarities that manage to scare me.

Gen Urobuchi, Twin Peaks, Invader Zim, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Anything with Karl Pilkington ever, Dr. Who, Aeon Flux, Noragami, Ali G, South Park, Chapelle Show, Buffy.

Joyce, Hesse, Cather, Wilde, Baldwin Carver, The Tin Drum, The Waves, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Tintin, The Inferno, East of Eden, Alice in Wonderland, random physics books, Baghavad Gita, The Selfish Gene, Shakespeare, Anna Karenina, Venus in Furs, Death and Resurrection in Art, The Prophet, Metamagical Themas, The Stranger, Frankenstein, Ishmael.

Edna St. Vincent Milay, Lorca, T.S. Elliot, Keats, Ted Hughes, Catullus, Rumi, John Donne, Poe, Bukowski.

Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Voltaire, John N. Gray, Machiavelli, Aristotle, Epicurus, Thoreau, Lucretius, Barthes, David Abram, William James, Bataille, Reich. this douchey and long enough for ya?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Freedom of speech
All the musics
All the teas
My imagination
Forest wanderings/snowboard season
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words, words, words, neuroplasticity, space-time, Kali, order and chaos, sex, the sea, cats, puns, snowboarding, evolution, squids, goats, overpopulation, shows I've been to, shows I'm going to, why no one makes good music videos anymore, poor Aristotle in this contemporary Platonic stasis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sailing with Christopher Cross or Kriss Kross, depends which way the winds and my clothes are facing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love my dead gay son
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a really good pun for me. You're a ginger. You are more than a degree or job title (unless your job involves quality espresso and/or cheese). You can't stop won't stop. You think you can activate my Rick James cortex.

Your answer to the starving children vs abused animals question is important. Really important. (Apparently I'm not the only one, one of y'all okcupiders recently threatened to beat me up after asking me to explain my answer)