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maxhodes

31 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Musical polymath, martial artist, anti-capitalist, polyamorous, kinkster, switch, sober. I'm deep in love with a brilliant person, in a long-term relationship with a chosen family and new to the city. I play a mean guitar. Extreme mind and heart makes for a weird guy. I put of lot of energy into balancing self-expression with anti-oppression. Revolutionary anti-capitalist politics.

Mostly looking for sexy activity partners for activities, sex, and/or sexy activites. Also jamming and sparring partners.

Fuck the police.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Houseless, jobless, reviving my mostly-dead band and getting ready to tour. Just call me Miracle Max!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living with relative comfort in bad places: I'm confident I had one of the worst apartments in NYC. I made it pretty cozy and I payed nothing to live there. It's exterior is hilarious painted to resemble the condos next door, on to which it's falling.

Currently living in a kitchen.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like a movie villain: bald and bearded.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading "Settlers." Never read a history text with so much shouting.

I like agitated guitar music, metal, avant garde and cosmic jazz, krautrock and funk. Bruce Springsteen. The USA Is A Monster. Funkadelic. Manowar. Phish.

Meat n' veg. Spicy things.

I love Star Wars (all the episodes and the Clone Wars show). I hate most movies, but I'll watch their bootlegs while practicing guitar.

I like the opera but can't afford to go.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
White male supremacy in the technical end of media presentation. Rock. Power change. Bodies. Guitar distortion and perfect amps.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Admiring my new underwear and pinching my fat rolls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to flirt and I'm very shy. I just compulsively liberated some things from work that I don't eat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a drummer who can really play and you want to tour with a space rock band.

You freak out.

You are a sweet.

You are a torpedo bay.

You like binding agreements.

You are sincere and try hard.

Fuck the police.