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maxiimoose

22 / F / bisexual / Single

Lansdale, Pennsylvania

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am tea-infused, handsome, and oscillating.

My Self-Summary

nerdy, female, artist.

"love is really whats gonna save the world if anything will and redeem everyone."

[this profile still needs work, i'll write more later.]

What I’m doing with my life

full-time job at fancypants food store.
all-of-the-time job as a freelance artist.

i'm trying to expand my poetry collection, travel/explore/ramble on and create new artwork. i'm also trying to expand my friend circle and meet some potentially awesome people. i don't have any long-term goals with this website, i'm just open to whatever comes my way.

I’m really good at

art-things.
baking.
being stupidly shy.
brewing fine pots of tea.
budgeting.
camping and hiking.
cooking.
cuddling.
existing.
exploring and experimenting.
making organized lists.
making playlists.
picking out pleasing candles.
procrastinating.

The first things people usually notice about me

MY SWAGG.
my swagga just flows sweeta than honey oats,
that swagga i got it, i wear it like a coat.


are:
- pretty tall, long wavy hair, the typical cisgender-female requirements.

the first things that i usually notice about others:
- rad smiles, big eyes, kind auras

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books: human achievement - david shrigley, a humument - tom phillips, dog from hell - charles bukowski, choke - palahniuk, franny and zooey, - jd salinger, labyrinths - jorges luis borges, better than running at night - hillary frank, why girls are weird - pamela ribon.

movies: once, brick, clerks, keeping the faith, short circut, all queens men, fargo, american psycho, star wars, inkheart, stranger than fiction, lord of the rings, dogma, magnolia, raising arizona, back to the future, ghost world, ferris bueller's day off, snatch, basketball, children of men, everything is illuminated, silence of the lambs, the fountain, the princess bride, district 9.

music: the frames, say anything iron and wine, gogol bordello, vampire weekend, animal collective, wolf parade, the books, lil wayne, two tongues, spoon, elliott smith, ben folds, anna christie, girl talk, ratatat, broken social scene, swell season, weatherbox, pistolita, magnet, city and color, the teeth, i and the universe, the annuals, the editors, brand new, fionna apple, wu-tang, iron and wine, thrice, jimmy eat world, manchester orchestra, cat power, knaye west, the arcade fire, of montreal, rufus wainwright, the smiths, tom waits, david bowie, the rolling stones, james brown.

The six things I could never do without

tea.
the ability to create.
my close connections, family and friends.
insulin.
knowledge.
safe havens = libraries, bookstores, art shops, comic shops, museums.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

- oolong, rooibos and white tea
- my alarming collection of sketchbooks moleskine notebooks
- monty python sketches and eddie izzard standup
- indian food, sushi and margherita pizza
- produce codes and coupons

On a typical Friday night I am

i usually have off friday nights, so work isn't something i'd list here.

depending on what weekend we're talking about, i'm at first friday, occasionally a bar or party, usually at a bookstore.. or having a low key evening with friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i am the biggest fucking art nerd. ever.

i've gotten over my big, sick, sad shy streak. i've been an awkward and anti-social bird for most of my life. i'm very pleased with the "progress" i've made; i'm more personable and outgoing than i've ever been in my entire life and that's a pretty huge deal for me; i have social anxiety and panic attacks.. i'm pretty solid now. the only times i ever face shyness anymore is when i'm crushing on someone. i can't help it.. when i swoon for someone, i get sappy.

You should message me if

you are down for an adventure, great conversation and new experiences. you love to laugh and are willing to present me with new challenges while simultaneously adoring me. you're confident that you're interesting. you want to make a connection, have excellent conversations and actually communicate daily. you're cute. and lame. you want to cuddle and you're twice as nerdy or creatively driven as me.

my only disclaimer is that if any females pass by my page, know that i'm serious when it comes to this. i'm not interested in trendy, drunk or aggressive/horny females. i just don't get down like that. i'm a pretty decent person, i expect the same from others. i'm open to talking to anyone; my sexuality is definitely not one-sided. i like all people.