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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 13
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Has kid(s)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Vain, boring, stupid, ugly, humourless, cranky old git seeks similarly minded battleaxe for general grumbling about the youth of today, the state of the nation and 'how things weren't like that when we were kids......'
I don't understand text speak, think yer one lady Gogo must be bleedin freezin all the time and that Chris DeBurgh is a the greatest 'rockstar' of all time! Hate walks on the beach, sitting in watching DVD's and animals. Questionable sense of humour (and personal hygiene for that matter), zero ambition and HUGE mother issues......

Obviously not taking this toooo seriously, before the torrent of abuse starts!!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently gave up the smokes.....Jaysus, not easy!
Free time is usually on the beach, surfing, badly, kite surfing, also badly but it's more the crew, and the apres surf pints of guinness on the west coast which appeal, quite happy to camp and rough it on those weekends.

Note; GRAMMAR people, we are, for the most part, adults, not 14 years old........!
Note 2: In answer to a few questions, yes, 'Bodyguard' is essentially what I am, due however to connotations associated with an actor with an 'alleged' penchant for hamsters/gerbils, we tend not to use the term in the business, Close protection officer is the technical term, so there you have it, now where did I leave Whitney????
Note 3: yes I do have children, it says so on my profile, two to be precise and they are the most important thing in the world to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge. REALLY good!!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall!!!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tarantino, Speilberg, most super hero movies, Harlen Coban, Sheakspeare, sci fi, spicy grub, pizza...CHICKEN WINGS!!!!
Music wise, mixed bag, right now lots of Tom Waits and Man Morrisson. Others are jeff Buckly, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Flaming Lips, Metallica, AC/DC, Stone Roses, Pink Floyd, Lisa Hannigan, The Ramones, Sex pistols, Bon Iver, Bob Dylan, Chilli Peppers, The xX, Ryan Sheridan, Lots of Balearic chillout type stuff, Leonard Cohen, Jack L, The Pogues, the Cure, Depeche Mode, the Smiths, Classical, Blues....the list is endless, and boundless!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, my iphone, my Favourite boots, my passport, my go-bag and Ruffle bars!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a guy...go figure!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin with the nippers mainly, I do venture out now and again for a few cold ones though!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I taught Chuck Norris his infamous 'roundhouse' kick!!!!
You should message me if
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You like inane banter, philosophical discussions, theological debate or even just talking sh%te!!!! having said that, saying nothing sometimes can also be good.....