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My self-summary Propose an edit

I live by a few simple concepts: Live Strong, Live Today and Let's Go.

I love music, but don't know the names of songs or bands. If it's live music, I'd prefer accoustic or a small venue. The Duck Room is nice. I'm kind of an Audiophile. And, sometimes the audio equipment is too loud. And, you just hear the distortion.
I rarely get cold, I may have been a Polar Bear in a past life.
I don't offend easy. But, don't you talk about my Momma!
Trucks should have Mud-Tires.
I prefer Bacon to Sausage. Well, sausage wrapped in bacon is the answer to world peace.
Float Trips are being planned. Rafts are for Pussies. Unless it's White Water.
If you're energy sensitive, I can be a little intense, but that can be very good. I have a lot of Fire.
I don't believe in Nutrition. Seriously.
I have two Sleepers and a truck. A Sleeper is a car that's fast but doesn't look like it. In case you didn't know.
I'm Semi-retired. I own a Martial Arts Supply Store. And, I work part-time at Golds Gym in Fenton.
http://stlouis-martialarts.com/
I wrote the words "love" and "gratitude" on my main water line. If you know why I did this, we should talk. I also plan on having them put on my chest.
Next year, I want to go to Speed Week at Bonneville. Salt Flat Racing is awesome.
Skydiving is in my future.
Board Games should be played more.

You want more? How about stats
5'10" 198lbs
About 17% body fat. I'm trying to get below 10%
Brown hair/eyes

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm currently training to become a Kung Fu instructor. This is where the masochism comes in. I study at Black Dragon Kung Fu on Gravois in the city. Actually, I study around 12 arts. I also workout 4-5 times a week. So basically, I workout and study martial arts.
Please give me a reason to skip a day!

I'm really good at Propose an edit

... making people laugh. I try to get at least one person to laugh everday. I love being responsible for spontaneous laughter.

Cooking food that you will love to eat, but wont want to know how many calories it has. But, you shouldn't worry about calories. They're not real.

I pick up kung fu moves pretty quick.

I'm a badass in a Canoe.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Gals compliment my Eyelashes. I promise you, I don't use Maybeline.

My humor. I'm a little bit off.

If I just got done working out. Then you'd probably notice my smell.

For some reason gals are surprised when I open the door for them.

Apparently I look strong.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

My favorite? I like a lot of stuff...

What do you like? I might do it for you.... Or, to you....

All right fuck that. I'll give you a real answer.

Books: The Book of Five Rings, Secrets of the South (cookbook), The Secret, Evolve your Brain, Zen The Supreme Experience, Herbert the Timid Dragon, anything Dr. Suess

Movies: Fight Club, Dragon Ball Z, The Goonies, American Psycho, The Last of the Mohicans, Boiler Room, Big Fish, The Goonies, Say Anything, The Princess Bride, What the Bleep Do We Know, Spiderman 2, etc. I watch a lot of movies.

Music: Depends on my mood. I find myself listening to the Classical station on the radio a lot. But, I just picked up Jason Mraz's cd. I've always loved the Chili Peppers.
Here check this out. I love this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ4N25sNNS8

Food: I am the king of comfort food. I make an unbelievable HashBrown Potato Casserole.
Damn it! Now I'm hungry

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Meat
Cruise Control - I seem to drive a lot
Kung Fu
Soda - Dr. Pepper to be exact
The use of my limbs
Float Trips - Seriously, float trips

The Freedom to do, and have these things

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Quantum Physics
Time Travel - Totally possible
Girls - Claudia Bassols
Kung Fu
Cars - I need a Ferrari. Yes, NEED
Why some "kids" movies show killing and murder.
Why people list what they are not looking for.
How much I should spend on a katana. I mean how often will I get to use it? And if I spend a lot of money on one... Will I be tempted to provoke Sword fights? Then there's the question of a Zombie attack. You can run out of bullets, but you don't run out of blade.
Again, how much should I spend on a watch? My buddy has a $27k watch. I'm sorry, Timepiece. I was thinking $600 or less. What do you think?
What to do.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Well, it's friday night now and I'm watching Zatoichi: Tale of the Blind Swordsman. So I guess I sit at home and watch obscure martial arts movies. It's thrilling, I know.
Oh and I'm making cookies as well.

Maybe soaking injured body parts in Jow.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I once rode an elephant. It was sweet.

My house is messy.

I've had my heart broken.

I'm not sure if this is very private but here
http://www.myspace.com/maximumjeff
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1166872271&ref=name

I send care packages to our troops every month. If you'd like to send them anything check out this site
http://asoldierswishlist.org/

You should message me if Propose an edit

You're sexy, know how to make chocolate chip cookies(gooeeeey) and have fingernails. I like back scratchins.

You're looking forward to staying up late and watching the snow falling through the light of a streetlamp.

You can tell me the differnece between "New friend" and "Activity partner"

It's past 2am and we're both online. Clearly we need someone to talk to

Don't let a low match% stop you. Computers are as flawed as the people that make them. One of my best friends is on this site, GreyApe. And, it says we're only 58% friends. So, say Hi. Say Hi to him too.
Plus, opposites attract. Right?

Holy Shit. I just looked at my profile. Damn it's long. If you just read that whole thing... Then you probably think that I'm either Crazy or Awesome. Oooh... maybe Crazy Awesome

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