Man everywhere I go I have to describe myself, I don'
t mind it's just very hard to shoe horn me into any nice little box of what I'm like, but for you I'll give it a try.

I am Josh, highly intelligent, dreamer of dreams, gobsmacked by people. I was a dork before it was cool, I was a nerd growing up before being a nerd was the in thing. I work out to keep myself trim, always open to try new things and ideals, I tend to use big words or words that my fellow americans wouldn't use, I have a pet python, I have six tattoos and want more, I wear my hair in a pomp, love rockabilly and vintage items but being me I have a great love for a lot of different things.

I collect coca cola things, I like to cook, I am amused by simple things, I am a man of science, and also have a perchance or zeal for the darker more taboo side of life.

I love caffine, I tex often, I think peta can be full of bullocks (fun fact: they recently have tried to get fish called "sea kittens" in hopes people wouldn't eat somehting so cuddly named), I love art, I want to learn to play a guitar and other such things....I can't think of everything here, and besides some gems need to be saved for later talks yes?

Well I'm just getting things ready to go back to school, I am going to try to get into cypress college to persue my career goal of being a mortician. Macabre I know but do what you like y'know?

I'm also writing and researching, changing me for the better and plan on global conquest one snark at a time.

typing without looking at the keyboard, snark, wit, being smart (I'm working on being humble about that) making people laugh, making them happy, making them very sad.

Ablity to shift to a brit accent if needed, slang in said language.

Cooking AND baking...things of the "create things with science"

Being different than other people

broad shoulders

having dimples with my smile

having a great smile (thanks in no small part to great teeth)

glasses?

I eat anything but snake, it's a promise to my own pet python. But I love steak, sashimi, I love pizza and tiramisu.

I love all books, as a deeply intelligent person I have a penchant for wanting to read as much as most people want to talk about stupid trivial things like which celebrities are cheating on whom (I'm looking at you US weekly readers!)
But I love books that for a lack of a better word give you a great mind fuck, authors like chuck palahniuk and jerry stahl.

I'm a fan of all sorts of movies, well as long as the sap level isn't equal to that of certain trees in the the vermont forests.
Hard core chick flicks are not my bag baby.

I'm not too into music, well I mean I like it but I'm not that knowledgeable with cool bands I just listen to sounds I find amusing.

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To quote sheldon from "Big Bang Theory"

"All we need is to take in nourishment, expel waste and breath in enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying, and everything else is optional."

But there are a few things I'd like to be around most of the time like if I was stranded somewhere bleak.

my phone
box of cigars
steak (or an animal to be killed)
something to write in
something to write WITH
water

Why people are usually weird in a not good way.

If a new movie is opening and it's something I want to see I'll be there and having a ball, but if not then I'm right here doing nothing for the most part. hahah!

I once broke my collarbone?

If your room hue is stark and different than plain ol' white.