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kaxmaps

28 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New York City Native. Music Industry. Part Hipster. Part Bro. Neurotic Jew. Chicken Tenders. Black Tees. Dive Bars. Air Guitar. Landboat. NY Rangers. Hot Tubs. Movie Theater Popcorn. Trivia. Day Drinking. Movie Quotes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In a lab with a pen and pad trying to get this damn label off
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Microsoft Paint
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don Draper
Walter White
Jesse Lacey
Dennis Reynolds
George Costanza
Jack Donaghy
Jack Daniels
Katy Perry
Barney Stinson
Matt Skiba
GOB Bluth
Larry David
Chris Conley
Marty McFly
Elliot Stabler
Jim Beam
Dan Andriano
Philip J. Fry
Stimpson J. Cat
Alvy Singer
Eric Cartman
Johnnie Walker Black
Max Bemis
Louie C.K.
Phil Connors
Ron Burgundy
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
Pee-Wee Herman
Menzingers
Patrick Bateman
Pepe Silvia
Jimmy Page
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other people's misfortune. Alcohol. Netflix and chill. Oxygen. A Guitar. Contrived internet dating site questionnaires.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Where homeless people get batteries from
- How Fred Durst came up with the lyrics to Nookie
- What sesame seeds grow into
- If anyone has ever seen a full size Mr. Goodbar
-If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it
- Why The Others wanted Walt so badly
- Why I've never seen a baby pigeon
- The zombie apocalypse
- Why all artificially flavored strawberry candy tastes the same, but none of it actually taste like strawberry
- Underwater tunnels
- who would steal 30 bag lunches?
- What bark of a tree is made of
- Plastic in the ocean
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shredding a tidal wave of whiskey on a surfboard made of don't care
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I kind of really want a vespa or that I may or may not still wear my retainer at night.

I also have a serious addiction to Dominos pan pizza.
You should message me if
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you want to grab a beer or six

Also fun fact- I am actually the height that I say I am.