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maxwell1987

27 Arlington, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I try my best to keep up with the world. I'm a fan of most sports, video games, and board games. I've been skiing since I was four (and haven't broken a bone in 12 years now!). I'm always a fan of going out, usually to low-key bars, but I'm not embarrassed by my poor dancing. I have three tattoos. I believe in Science!. I am afraid of clowns. I love to travel but feel like I've ignored too many places in favor of always going back to Europe; I'm trying to rectify that. I can't sing but know the lyrics to a ton of songs; specifically from the '90s/early '00s. I used to be an actor; kinda, sorta. I am on this site because, what the hell; right?
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it. Part of which involves working in government consulting.
I’m really good at
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figuring out rules to complicated games, making a scene on the dance floor, going both blue and dark with jokes, rooting for the Jets and Red Sox (odd combo I know; tough too, considering their most recent seasons), and making cocktails. Also I can cook, decently, not really well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I look like Matt Damon. I don't see it but I long ago lost count of how many people have mentioned it to me, particularly by those over the age of 50, who are drunk, at weddings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Gone Away World, Discworld, Neil Gaiman, Chuck Klosterman

Movies: Casablanca, LA Confidential, The Princess Bride, The Godfather, Superbad, The Thin Man, Memento, The Year of Living Dangerously

TV Shows: Futurama, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Firefly, 30 Rock, Archer, South Park

Music: Dropkick Murphys, Muse, Pearl Jam, Jay-Z, Camp Lo, Blink-182, Abney Park, Explosions in the Sky, Goo Goo Dolls, The Rolling Stones

Food: Sushi, Afghani Food, BBQ, Steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
So long as I'm healthy and have my smart phone with a charger and some money and cards in my wallet and a change of clothes in a bag I'm ready for anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
not much actually. Dwelling on any one thing for too long is a good way to end up writing some really bad poetry. I prefer to think about lots of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing whatever I feel like doing. This usually means either hitting a dive bar with friends, being at a board game night, or staying home to enjoy some sort of electronic-based entertainment. Or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I only learned how to ride a bike two years ago.
You should message me if
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you want to. That's item one on the checklist.

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