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26 • Seattle, WA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–39
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 8
- Asian, White
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Dropped out of university
- Seeing Someone
- Likes dogs and likes cats
First of all, can someone tell me why one of my pictures refuses to crop properly and cuts my head off? Technology is hard.
I'm Max. I work at Amazon. Not the cool, corporate part where you get free Kindles and use drones to do your maniacal bidding (I assume), but the actual packing the stuff you buy and sending it to you part. If you've bought a dildo in the past six months, I probably packed it for you. And laughed.
In my non-work time, I'm basically obsessed with learning things, including but not limited to: modernist literature, cosmological physics, music of various genres (currently contemporary classical and r&b), chess strategy, biohacking, and discrete (mostly "visual") maths. I enjoy learning about pretty much everything.
When I'm not spending hours reading or poring over Wikipedia pages, I'm either writing a novel, playing video games, or getting schwasted with friends. I'm currently trying to get schwasted less. Or more. I haven't decided yet.
I also thoroughly enjoy sleeping. I also think sleep is a terrible waste of time. This is a contradiction that I have yet to resolve.
1. Technology (phone, wifi, etc.)
4. A cultural continuity, a conversational dialogue expressible through art and language (including social media)
5. Physical work/expression of some sort, such as sex
6. Hygiene. I'm first-world spoiled.
Also: When is Joanna Newsom going to release another album?
(I do have a social life, mind you, but that's usually on Wednesdays and Thursdays.)
Note: I answered most of the match questions on here like six years ago. If you legit care if the algorithm likes us, tell me and I'll just go through our shared match questions or whatever. Not multiple-choice-testing again. I'm lazy.
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