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maxwellstraddle
24 / M / straight / Single
Atlanta, Georgia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian, White
- Height
- 6' 1" (1.85m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- —
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on Ph.D program
- Job
- Education / Academia
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English, Spanish, Chinese, C++
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am engaging, candid, and droll.
My Self-Summary
A carrot.
What's red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
Okay, enough with the silly jokes.
I am funny, witty, and other ___y words. I'm passionate, satirical, and my middle name should be "non-sequitur." I will try almost anything once, and my hobbies include random midnight excursions and figuring out how to best cook 4 different Hot Pockets simultaneously.
For a couple months in college, I convinced everyone in my building that I was English.
I once accidentally committed grand theft auto. No charges were pressed.
I have an infinite capacity to laugh at myself.
I think that "You've Got Mail" is better than "Sleepless in Seattle" and "When Harry Met Sally" had a cop-out ending.
I savor frosted glass, dark woods, and brushed metal in furniture.
In the interest of full disclosure, five things (of many):
1) Sock puppets: pitiful substitute for proper puppets, even for the economically disenfranchised.
2) Apple pie: infinitely overrated attention-whore trying to draw you away from the incomparable deliciousness of cherry.
3) Cookies 'n cream ice cream: mint chocolate chip clearly offers a superior juxtaposition of flavors.
What I’m doing with my life
Adding to the list of places I've lived. Currently stands at: Atlanta, Boston, Chapel Hill (NC), Cincinnati, Minneapolis, San Francisco.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
Curiosity
Passion
Humor
Friends and companions
Sleep, even though I don't get much
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Eating proper food more than once a week.
Being really, really, ridiculously good looking.