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  • Ages 18-100
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My details

Last online
Oct 17
5' 10" (1.78m)
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), LISP (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am amused by asshattery. I am good with numbers. I probably love Los Angeles more than you.

Read more about me below!

I am spontaneous, caustic, and sharp
What I’m doing with my life
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For money I'm an editor. I cut behind the scenes for movies. Or little promotional spots. Or online exercise videos. Or your reel! Yes! Your reel! You'll love it and the world will love you for it.

For fun I'm an editor. I cut indie horror movies. Or a documentary about the Grilled Cheese Invitational. Or videos of my friends on the trapeze or puking from power hour. or if that concert footage of Nine Inch Nails ever finishes downloading, that.

And yeah, I'm behind on some of these projects. At least I won't get bored anytime soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ms Pac Man.
Cooking bacon.
Figuring out cheap trips.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a jackass and have an entourage.
or the occasional silly facial hair.

outside of that, I'm pretty unnoticeable.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A quarter when I see a Ms Pac Man machine.
A dollar when I see Andre the Skid Row tour guide.
Two dollars when I see a photobooth.
Three dollars when I see bacon wrapped hot dogs.
Twenty dollars when it's gay bingo night.
A passport when I'm bored.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's a "soup kitchen" at the Edison from 5-7 that has free sandwich and soup along with a 35¢ cocktail.

By 7 there might be a good movie playing at one of the good theaters (Egyptian, Arclight, New Beverly, Silent Movie Theater).

Then it's time to go to a bar or someone's house where i shall drink booze, catch up with old friends and make new ones, and often play rockband or throw out someone's toaster oven.

sometimes we just skip to the end.
You should message me if
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you're interesting, crazy or entertaining from a distance.