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I am amused by asshattery. I am good with numbers. I probably love
Los Angeles more than you.
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I am spontaneous, caustic, and sharp
What I’m doing with my life
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For money I'm an editor. I cut behind the scenes for movies.
Or little promotional spots. Or online exercise videos. Or your
reel! Yes! Your reel! You'll love it and the world will love you
For fun I'm an editor. I cut indie horror movies. Or a
documentary about the Grilled Cheese Invitational. Or videos of my
friends on the trapeze or puking from power hour. or if that
concert footage of Nine Inch Nails ever finishes downloading,
And yeah, I'm behind on some of these projects. At least I won't
get bored anytime soon.
I’m really good at
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Figuring out cheap trips.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a jackass and have an entourage.
or the occasional silly facial hair.
outside of that, I'm pretty unnoticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Experimental Travel
Baseballs and Donuts
, The Grammar of Film
, You Shall Know Our
, Animal Farm
, Calvin & Hobbes
Movies:Being John Malkovich
Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
, Evil Dead II
, Lawrence of Arabia
Treasure of the Sierra
, Shark Attack 3:
Most things Mike Patton
, Faith No More
, etc etc). Beck
, Nine Inch Nails
, Man Man
, Sleepytime Gorilla
, Fishing with John
. ....oh. you
didn't ask that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A quarter when I see a Ms Pac Man machine.
A dollar when I see Andre the Skid Row tour guide.
Two dollars when I see a photobooth.
Three dollars when I see bacon wrapped hot dogs.
Twenty dollars when it's gay bingo night.
A passport when I'm bored.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's a "soup kitchen" at the Edison from 5-7 that has free
sandwich and soup along with a 35¢ cocktail.
By 7 there might be a good movie playing at one of the good
theaters (Egyptian, Arclight, New Beverly, Silent Movie
Then it's time to go to a bar or someone's house where i shall
drink booze, catch up with old friends and make new ones, and often
play rockband or throw out someone's toaster oven.
sometimes we just skip to the end.
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