If you pronounced that as "i-land" and not "is-land" please continue reading. You seem promising.
If you know that one does not conversate, but instead "converses," you may proceed.
Let me make it clear, if you're interested, you should let me know! just viewing my profile isn't enough to make me aware. GO AHEAD AND MESSAGE ME!
let's start over. It seems that my profile attracts men who simply want a hook-up. Let me be clear, that is NOT what I'm looking for. Instead of sexually explicit messages, a simple "Hello I'm interested" would suffice.
I like white men. Don't be angry or offended, it's just a preference. But,I'm open to all ethnicities. It just depends on the individual. I do NOT want a thug. The first message you send me should not be you bragging that you don't "" beat your women or anything. Although that's great to know, it's not a great opener. No grills. I appreciate a nice smile, and a preppy style.
NO pictures with wads of cash. Your money, your business. To paraphrase the song, "bands will not make me dance"
A nice smile, life aspirations that dont include prison or "baby mamas," Polo shirts and khakis (Incredibly hot!!!), Witty sarcasm, the ability to carry on a conversation, a car (I make a terrible chauffeur), punctuality, literacy (makes me so hot, I need a fan ;) )
Turn-offs: bathroom photos, All shirtless profile shots, mean-mugging, ebonics (why not make the extra effort to put the "h" in what?), duck faces
Don't call be boo! Boo is for ghosts.
Don't call be baby! As I recall, I reached maturity years ago.
Please live somewhat close. I don't want to be trapped in a long-distance chat. I would rather just meet and greet.
Lastly, no messages from any cynics. I believe in love and I believe in fun. I want both! If you've given up on women and are already under the impression that there aren't any "real women" on the site, pass me by. I'm an optimist who does not want to be tainted by your negativity. If you want to come around, I don't mind proving you otherwise.
What I really want, is a male best friend. Someone I can call/text and ask to hang out, bowl, putt-putt, etc.
A little about myself...
I'm super sweet. In fact, I'm so sweet I will make you diabetic.
I spend my time smiling. I don't believe that life has to be so serious all the time. Relax and enjoy the moment!
I am a very random person. I love talking about random things that come to mind. I also have a dirty sense of humor, so I am not easily offended.
I must be honest... I can't live without Disney! How anyone can watch a classic Disney movie and not get obsessed, I don't know.
I'm a smart ass and proud of it! I make witty, sarcastic remarks. Can you dish it back?
One more thing I wanted to mention, I LOVE country music! I know most people hate it, but I love it!