a terrible dancer, extremely extreme, and a total babe
My self-summary Propose an edit
I'm putting this at the beginning of my profile, since
apparently a lot of people haven't figured it out: I'm not looking
for anyone to date (I already found myself a great fella
through this site) but I'm always open to new friendships. Please
note that "friendship" is not synonymous with "NSA sex."
Anyways. On with the summary.
I'm nice. Yes, I'm actually 6' tall. I love animals, especially hairless ones.
I'm an awesome cook and an even better baker. I'm pretty awesome,
or at least I like to think so. So talk to me. Or not.
What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
I'm on the brink of dropping out of college and becoming a
sommelier, but right now I'm just working part time as a bartender
at a restaurant.
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I'm really good at Propose an edit
Making myself laugh.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
Why don't you tell me?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
The good kind.
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
Vodka martinis, rough sex, green onion cakes,
my favorite webcomics, puppy breath, and solving
problems.
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
Hockey. I want to like it, but I don't entirely understand
it. I totally get the beer and wings part though, and somehow I
don't think the rest matters too much.
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
Working a double, then having sloppy, drunk sex with my boyfriend.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I have pierced nipples.
You should message me if Propose an edit
You aren't a Nice
Guy®.
Full disclosure: I'd be lying if I said I was interested in pen
pals. Or, more accurately, I'm interested, but uncommitted. If you
send me a long, interesting message and you live in New York...
sorry. I will probably read your message, think, "gee, this person
seems really cool," and then completely forget about you.
Sorry.
If, however, you send me a long, interesting message and you live
in Edmonton, I'm quite likely to respond, and if you're a hot chick
I'd even like to bang you sometime. We can do coffee or drinks
first.
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Questions She Cares About View all
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- Which best represents your opinion of same-sex relationships?
- · Girl-on-girl is okay, but guy-on-guy is wrong.
- · Guy-on-guy is okay, but girl-on-girl is wrong.
- · All same-sex relationships are wrong.
- · It's all fine by me.
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- How's it going?
- · I'm fine, really
- · Just great! How bout you?
- · Oh, it's going.
- · Life is a meaningless hell and I hope you die
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- On a warm night, a gentle rain begins and the sky is lit bright as day by occasional flashes of cloud-to-cloud lightning. You:
- · Hide under the bed!
- · Ignore it.
- · Run to the window to watch.
- · Run outside to dance and play!
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- How often do you brush your teeth?
- · Twice or more a day
- · Once a day
- · Only on days I feel like it
- · Rarely / never
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- If someone identifies as a feminist, does that raise or lower your opinion of them?
- · It raises my opinion.
- · It lowers my opinion.
- · It has no effect on my opinion.
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Tests She's Taken View all
| Title | Her Result - female | Your Result |
|---|---|---|
| Title | Her Result - female | Your Result |
| The What should I drink Test | Scotch | Take it! |
| The Amateur Bartender Test | Ethanol Expert | Take it! |
| Self-Esteem Test | Cool, Calm and Collected | Take it! |
| The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test | 84% Brain Cells Left! | Take it! |
| The Socks Test | Suricata suricatta | Take it! |
