How do I say "I'm awesome" without actually saying it? I guess I could say "I'm mid-western."

Multitasking.

Full-time work. Part-time school. Dabbler in Art. Collector of experiences.

Sleeping (it's a talent!); cooking; organizing, LOGIC.

That I have a hole in my shirt. I won't wear it on our date.

Books:
-Bukowski
-Vonnegut
-Robbins
-Hemingway

Movies:
-Lord of the Rings
-The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill
-Best in Show
-Moonrise Kingdom

Televisions:
-Curb Your Enthusiasm
-Arrested Development
-My So-Called Life
-Breaking Bad

Comedians:
-Bill Hicks. Yeah, that's right: I added a new category.

Musics:
-Townes Van Zandt
-Talking Heads
-The Kinks
-Bob Dylan

Foods:
-Broccoli, naturally
-Potatoes
-Soup
-Vodka

Obvious:
Air
Water
Food
Shelter
Heart
Brain

Less Obvious:
Bed
Fun
Art
Sex
Bra
Pub
(Three-letter words)

All sorts of things.

Cataloging my millions of OkCupid messages, obviously.

I have no social filter; I admit everything.

you're into it. And you're close enough to change my light bulb.

Likes: artists, facial hair, humor, respect, intelligence, humbleness, open-mindedness. Bonus points if you have a dog.

Dislikes: douchebags, close-mindedness, interrupters, assholes. Minus bonus points if you have a huge ego.